WHICH HUNT?

With Enemies Like This, Who Has Friends?

March 19, 2018

The Congress, intelligence agencies and the American people have finally seen the possibility of making some progress against this nation’s greatest enemy in the 21^st Century. It might only be a minor victory and it may not last, but it is something, which at this point seemed virtually impossible to imagine. With an enemy like this, one can hardly hope to exact a quick, complete victory, so any step in the right direction is more than welcome.

Retired Four-star Army General Barry McCaffrey – not to be confused with Porn-star General Stormy Daniels – dubbed this enemy, “a serious threat to U.S. national security.” He was referring, of course, to the Orange Gas Cloud, America’s only president who is also a weapon of mass destruction.

Donald Chrump’s relentless effort to aid and abet the Russian dictatorship’s cyber war on the United States, et al, has finally hit a roadblock. Despite Der Furor’s unending efforts to thwart the will of the nation, the sanctions a bipartisan, veto-proof majority of both Houses of Congress might finally, begrudgingly see the light of day. We are told that Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin took time away from swimming in currency and flying around on military aircraft at great expense to taxpayers, and signed off on sanctions against a number of Russian individuals and entities.

Damage? Control?

Chrump is now in full psycho mode, firing people left and right, and inciting his base with hateful, authoritarian, racist, misogynist rhetoric. He is increasingly desperate as he can feel Robert Mueller’s breath on the back of his neck despite the protective armor provided by his “hair”. The real irony is that Robert Mueller actually does have the best people. Mueller has finally subpoenaed Chrump Organization documents as part of his Russia investigation. This is precisely the Red Line Chrump threatened would be the one Mueller dare not cross. Could this be the smoking broom of Mueller’s Witch Hunt? Or will Chrump finallty try to fire Mueller with a tweet.

Considering the fact that Chrump lies so consistently about everything about everything, there might be some rough winds ahead for the “hair” that roared. I am willing to bet that the persistent obstruction of justice will not work in his favor either. One of Chrump’s idiot lawyers, John Dowd – who last year was overheard talking strategy with fellow idiot lawyer Ty Cobb in an open-air restaurant frequented by reporters – is now calling for Mueller to end his investigation, for reasons known only to Dowd. In true Chrumpian style, Dowd initially said he was speaking on behalf of the president, then quickly reversed himself, saying that he was only speaking on behalf of himself.

Chrump, though he never actually fires anyone face-to-face like he did on the idiot box (never more idiotic than when he is on it), is looking to lose considerably more heads in the musical chairs West Wing he runs like his fake boardroom on The Apprentice. He recently croaked, “I am very close to having the cabinet I want”. Which begs the question, who was the fucking moron who picked out the first batch? It appears as though Chrump’s swamp is draining him.

Der Furor trotted out his latest attempts at self-sabotage late last week. He saw to it that ex-FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe was fired one day before his previously announced retirement after 21 years with the Bureau was to take effect, thus jeopardizing his pension. Chump also made sure that he personally exposed as lies all of his pathetic attempts to deny his dalliance with Stormy Daniels. Either that or he is suing Daniels for talking about an affair that never happened. I hate to admit it, but it’s times like these that make me think about all the times Obama obstructed justice and all the porn stars he paid to keep quiet for no reason whatsoever. What a bastard. America is so much better now.

Andrew McCabe, speaking on his own behalf, said that his firing was part of the Chrump administration’s “ongoing war on the FBI.” 

Don't forget, all of these witch hunters are Republicans 

 

Chrump is drugged and spirited away to a golf course after tweeting
that the firing of Andrew McCabe was, “a great day for Democracy.”
Democracy could not be reached for comment.

 

Our beat reporters have learned from reliable sources that Chrump is finally planning to fulfill his promise to shoot someone in broad daylight in the middle of Fifth Avenue. It is on his schedule for early April, somehow squeezed in between golf outings.

I. Mangrey reporting. And beat.