April 14, 2018
The Beginning of The End
The producers of The Apprentice thought they were putting on a farce.
They thought it was a great joke. They took a public icon-turned-buffoon, built
him a fake Hollywood boardroom – they said his actual boardroom was a shithole
– a fake company, he had overseen numerous bankruptcies – and launched an
absolutely ludicrous fake reality show. Unfortunately, they sorely misunderestimated
the American public. Many people apparently looked at the phony, multiply
bankrupted moron, and said, “Wow, look how rich and bossy this guy is. That’s
awesome.” Millions could not look away. I simply could not look.
The Apprentice was created as satire, like Dr. Strangelove or Duck
Soup, or Spike Lee doing The Life and Times of Robert E. Lee: Hero or
God?, or a Neil Simon Broadway adaptation of Mein Kampf, but huge swaths of America saw it as an inspirational
documentary. Rufus T. Firefly seems much more realistic a leader than ours, and
at this point, Freedonia seems a much more believable Nation.
It could not have been easy, fabricating a faux version of a consummate
phony. A man who would later whine that all he had when he started was a “small
million dollar loan” from his father. Besides being pathetic on its face, even
this claim was untrue, as the young reptile came into many millions of daddy’s
dollars – much of it illegally as far as the IRS was concerned.
Chrump is a symptom of America. A significant portion of the American
electorate prides itself in being misinformed, obstinate, self-absorbed and racist.
Chrump is all that and more. He looks out for Number One at all times, and takes
what is rightfully everyone else’s at every turn. Ayn Rand would have approved
bigly. Don’t miss her posthumous novel:
With nary a hint of irony, Chrump called James Comey (whose
Clinton-killing October surprise made Chrump president) “a proven LEAKER &
LIAR,” and then pardoned I. “Scooter” Libby (no relation), who was literally
convicted of LEAKING & LYING.”
The big question now is, I suppose, how soon will Chrump pardon Scooter
Libby…I mean Michael Cohen. Chrump already pardoned convicted traitor Libby
(Dick Cheney’s chief-of-staff), who outed active covert CIA operative Valerie
Plame, in order to cover up Cheney’s lies justifying his illegal invasion of
Iraq. Even Now-Second-Worst-President-Ever George W. Bush would not pardon
Scooter since he was found guilty. He just commuted his sentence before it even
began. This is Chrump’s trial balloon to set the stage for future pardons of
Chrump administration criminals, including Chrump himself.
In order to divert everyone’s attention from the news that his personal
“attorney” being under criminal investigation, Stormy Daniels, the Russia
investigation and the impending publication of James Comey’s book, Chrump attacked
Syria with Weapons of Mass Distraction. Der Furor, of course, warned everyone
that he was going to throw his military hissy fit days earlier. That was after
tweeting that he was going to pull out of Syria two weeks ago. His little tantrum
amounted to nothing more than the typical Chrump talking tough and waving his
tiny hands. That did not stop him from, and I kid you not, declaring “Mission
Accomplished.”
Also, there was this...
Is That an Orange Gas Cloud I Smell, or
Did the British Set Fire To Washington, DC Again?
Did the British Set Fire To Washington, DC Again?
Does something smell funny? Or is it just me? Every time I turn on the
TV or radio, it smells like something is rotten in DC. Many people find this
odor offensive, but there are quite a few (not nearly few enough) folks out
there clamoring for a whiff. They would sell their souls – or what’s left of
them – for a sample, let alone a bottle. I am not sure why; supplies seem unlimited.
In any event, we thought you should know what all the fuss is about.
CHRUMP
The Fragrance
The Fragrance
Want
to smell like an asshole? Literally?
Spritz it on, splash it on, pour it on, gargle it, bathe in
it. Who cares?
You’ll
want to buy it by the gallon. That’s real class.
Once you get your CHRUMP on, you can do whatever you want –
They let you get away with it. Grab ‘em anywhere, shoot ‘em on Fifth Avenue, bomb
Syria, fire the Attorney General, the Deputy Attorney General and/or the Special
Counsel. Why the hell not?
Act now and have your entire life savings disappear.
I. Mangrey regretting.
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