July 10, 2018
Donald Chrump has been told to select Brett Kavanaugh to
replace Anthony Kennedy on the Supreme Court.
The only good news is, it was not Vladimir Putin telling him what to do for once. Instead, Chrump's choice came from the delusional Federalist Society, who call themselves "originalists" and think that they know exactly what the Founding Fathers meant. Even though the founders differed greatly amongst themselves, and even within themselves, these nut-jobs pretend to know the real truth. Now that I think about it, I'm not so sure Putin is worse.
Kavanaugh was appointed to the DC Circuit Court by former
worst-president-ever George W. Bush in 2003. It took almost three years to get him confirmed
with Ted Kennedy calling Kavanaugh, “the youngest, least experienced and most
partisan appointee to the court in decades.” This of course, was after Kavanaugh was part of
the legal team that helped steal the 2000 election from Al Gore, making George
W. Bush the 43rd – and until recently, the worst ever – president.
Bush’s Brain and Bush’s Asshole
– Brett Kavanaugh
It is surely just a coincidence that Kavanaugh believes –
and has made it known for twenty years – that a sitting president cannot be
indicted. Very convenient. Chrump’s nominee also holds that a president
should be able to choose who should be permitted to investigate him, and should
then be able to fire that investigator for any reason. It all sounds so very democratic. He has given
speeches praising the dissent in Roe v. Wade.
He has opposed the ACA all along and criticized Chief Justice Roberts’
rationale for upholding the ACA.
With no indication of democratic conduct, humanity, morality,
nor apparently any sense of irony, Mitch McConnell told his Senate colleagues, “We
should evaluate this president's nominee fairly based on his or her
qualifications. And we should treat the
process with the respect and dignity that it deserves.” It is with the utmost respect and dignity due
the Senate Majority Leader, that I say fuck you straight to hell you miserable walking
turd.
Hopefully, the confirmation process will be bloody at best. McConnell deserves the fight of his life and a good swift kick in the balls.
Civil rights, voting rights, labor rights, abortion rights,
gay rights, environmental regulations – these are a few of my favorite
things. Things that will surely be in jeopardy
as Half-a-king Chrump gets his – well, not his, but his ultra-conservative Federalist
Society judge picking overlords – second Supreme Court appointee. We can instead look forward to more corporate
rights, church rights, whites’ rights and fascist rights.
The Roberts Court has already ruled that money is speech, gutted
the voting rights act, and inferred that racial discrimination is a thing of
the past in America. Who knows where the Court, hopped up on goofballs, will take us next. Who wants to?
Oh, in case I failed to mention this earlier, fuck you too
Anthony Kennedy for handing yet another Supreme Court seat to a man who is
under investigation for at the very least money laundering, tax evasion and/or
fraud, collusion with Russia to defraud the American people out of a fair
election, obstruction of justice and what should rightly be called treason.
I am no lawyer, but I sure sense a whiff of treason from the
mentally disabled mutant in the White House.
Article III, Section 3 of the Constitution specifies that, “Treason
against the United States shall consist only in levying war against them, or in
adhering to their enemies, giving them
aid and comfort.” (italics mine) If
Chrump cannot be considered to be adhering to our enemy Vladimir Putin and
giving Russia aid and comfort, then God didn’t make little green apples, or
anything else for that matter. Chrump
has been attacking our nation’s allies and lauding Putin (and various other of
our enemies) since he first oozed down that escalator to begin his vile
campaign against democracy and America.
No one knows for sure if Chrump will be orally pleasuring
Putin during their upcoming, completely private meeting, but rumor has it that
there will not even be a translator present since Chrump plans on using his
mouth in a way that simply cannot be misinterpreted. If you catch my drift.
I. Mangrey regaling. My head feels hot and stupid.
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