Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Donny Does Vlad

As Expected, Chrump Blows Putin…Summit

July 17, 2018
Clearly, if there is anyone bound and determined to insure that Donald Chrump is impeached and/or sent to prison for treason (or any number of other unlawful acts) it is Donald Chrump.  Before and after winning the fake Electoral College election, Chrump has been the single most high profile and effective Russian operative acting to elect Donald Chrump.

Remember the good old days, when Der Furor was yukking it up with Kim Jong Un, pretending to get yuge concessions on nuclear weapons?  That escapade seems quaint at this point.  That seems like a Muppet movie compared to yesterday's Hindenberg Summit.
Ex-Director of National Intelligence (including during the early days of investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election well before the election*) John Brennan agreed with Mr. Chrump, tweeting,
 
The new Director of National Intelligence, appointed by Chrump, Dan Coats told the public what he told his boss over a week ago, “we have been clear in our assessments of Russian meddling in the 2016 election and their ongoing, pervasive efforts to undermine our democracy…”  Chrump took that with a mountain of salt and said that his boss, Putin “was extremely strong and powerful in his denial…” 
Regarding Russia meddling in our election Chrump added, “I don’t see any reason why they would.”  This the very first time Don Chrump managed to not look in a mirror, or he would have seen the reason why very strongly and powerfully.  For those of you keeping score, it is Putin 2, America 0. 
This morning Half-a-King Chrump tried to clear a few things up (not really) about the previous quote saying, “I meant to say ‘wouldn’t’, and would have said wouldn’t if I had read the transcripts of what I said before I said it.  I always read the transcripts.  I read all the time.  I’m a stable genius who loves to read.  That’s how I got all the best words and talk so good.” 
Chrump (again speaking for Putin) floated the idea of giving Russia access to our intelligence to help prove their (non-existent) innocence.  It has not been confirmed that Chrump actually offered to appoint Putin as the next DNI, or if Putin returned Chrump’s balls before allowing him to return to the United States to continue his work on behalf of the Russian people.  Putin 3, America 0.  Putin would continue to effortlessly run up the score before the press conference ended.  All via unforced errors.
Right about now Putin must be pretty excited about his return on investment.  He ended up with the American president of his choosing, who is perpetually going out of his way to show his undying admiration for the Russian strongman.  Donald Chrump is a walking PR firm for Putin and Russia, and it was all done on the cheap.  Since there were no witnesses at the two men’s private meeting, we will never know that Putin said, “This was the best $500 I ever spent.”
The Great Chrumputin Summit of 2018
After sliming every one of our allies at the G-6+1 and the NATO summit, Chrump once again stood with – literally and figuratively – Vladimir Putin.  At the recent one-on-one summit, while he was publicly aiding and comforting Putin, Chrump again avowed his distrust of America’s intelligence community and our free press.  (Speaking of the American free press, a recent study found that the U.S. ranked 45th in the world for freedom of the press.)
Even some Republican’ts spoke up…finally.  Finally.  But they will do absolutely nothing.  Mitch McConnell knew that Chrump was under investigation for working with Russia (or maybe it was China, or lots of other people, may be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?)
I. Mangrey recoiling.  Lather, rant, repeat.

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