Thursday, August 16, 2018

Bait and Snitch

The Shithead's Apprentice

August 16, 2018
Chrumpo the Clown is flailing away as his wonderful son Don, Jr. appears to be squarely in Mueller’s crosshairs, his former campaign chairman’s fate lands in the hands of a jury, his long-time personal lawyer prepares for his days in court, and his one black friend releases a barrage of unflattering materials on the 45th and worst president of the United States. 
The crappy couple in better times,
as Chrump sniffs and drops the f-bomb at Omarosa
Der Furor’s current focus is on one-time Apprentice contestant and now former pal Omarosa.  Lacking both the intelligence and the social skills to handle bad press, the Child-in-chief has his diaper in a twist and is only making things worse for himself.  It seems the incalculably ignorant Fux Friend Brian Kilmeade has a better grip on the Chrump/Omarosa conflagration.  The hapless halfwit told his audience, which always includes fellow hapless halfwit Donald Chrump, that Omarosa, “seems to have outsmarted the president*, who has taken the bait…”  Even the very low IQ Kilmeade knows that Chrump did the same thing with pseudo-author Michael Wolff after he released his thrilling tell-all, Fire and Fury, detailing all manner of idiocy, ineptitude and insanity in Chrump’s West Wing, in January 2018. 

As he struggles to cover his treasonous footprints, Chrump is leaving a trail of his own feces for all to see.  For his latest schmuckscreen, he has revoked the security clearance of former CIA Director John Brennan in a pathetic attempt to distract his base from the coming Judgement Day that is likely to end his ersatz presidency. 
The best outcome would be Omarosa dumping a pile of crap that buries Crump and then winds up in jail for illegally recording people in the Situation Room and other sensitive White House environs.  No wonder Scott Pruitt wanted a cone of silence and all that lotion.
Whether it be from Omarosa, Wolff, Kim Jong Un, Putin, Stormy Daniels, LeBron James, the kid behind the counter at KFC, all Chrump ever does is take bait.  This should surprise no one since Chrump is nothing if not a master bait taker. 
Missing Jon Stewart

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* A lower bar there will never be
I. Mangrey rebounding.  Don’t tape me bro.

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