August 16, 2018
Chrumpo the Clown is flailing away as his wonderful son Don,
Jr. appears to be squarely in Mueller’s crosshairs, his former campaign
chairman’s fate lands in the hands of a jury, his long-time personal lawyer
prepares for his days in court, and his one black friend releases a barrage of unflattering
materials on the 45th and worst president of the United States.
The crappy couple in better
times,
as Chrump sniffs and drops the f-bomb at Omarosa
as Chrump sniffs and drops the f-bomb at Omarosa
Der Furor’s current focus is on one-time
Apprentice contestant and now former pal Omarosa. Lacking both the intelligence and the social
skills to handle bad press, the Child-in-chief has his diaper in a twist and is
only making things worse for himself. It
seems the incalculably ignorant Fux Friend Brian Kilmeade has a better grip on
the Chrump/Omarosa conflagration. The
hapless halfwit told his audience, which always includes fellow hapless halfwit
Donald Chrump, that Omarosa, “seems to have outsmarted the president*, who has
taken the bait…” Even the very low IQ
Kilmeade knows that Chrump did the same thing with pseudo-author Michael Wolff
after he released his thrilling tell-all, Fire
and Fury, detailing all manner of idiocy, ineptitude and insanity in
Chrump’s West Wing, in January 2018.
As he
struggles to cover his treasonous footprints, Chrump is leaving a trail of his
own feces for all to see. For his latest
schmuckscreen, he has revoked the security clearance of former CIA Director John Brennan in a pathetic attempt to distract his base from the
coming Judgement Day that is likely to end his ersatz presidency.
The best outcome would be Omarosa dumping a pile of crap
that buries Crump and then winds up in jail for illegally recording people in
the Situation Room and other sensitive White House environs. No wonder Scott Pruitt wanted a cone of
silence and all that lotion.
Whether it be from Omarosa, Wolff, Kim Jong Un, Putin,
Stormy Daniels, LeBron James, the kid behind the counter at KFC, all Chrump
ever does is take bait. This should
surprise no one since Chrump is nothing if not a master bait taker.
Missing
Jon Stewart
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* A lower
bar there will never be
I. Mangrey rebounding.
Don’t tape me bro.
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