August 27, 2018
Falser than a sleazing
bullshit. More full of crap than a
worksite Porta-Potty. Able to skirt
long-held norms in a single tweet…every fucking day. It’s Stuporman!
Look! Down on the ground! It’s a turd, it’s a
stain, it’s Stuporman!
There is a new Superzero on
the scene. By day, he swore an oath to
the Constitution, by every other day and every single night, he fights for
himself (and often with himself) and no one else. Especially
while he is spending eight hours a day watching Fux News, or tweeting bullshit
from his toilet at all hours, or hiding in his room wishing he was dating his
daughter and whatever else he does while he’s wishing he was dating his
daughter, oh and when he is off golfing and charging tax payers millions of
dollars (much of which ends up in his pockets) every time he stays at one of
his resorts.
El
Prezidente dumping two turds with one groan
Yes it’s Stuporman. Strange visitor from an alternative universe,
who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal
men. (That was not a compliment.) Stuporman,
who can change the course of long-held norms, bend reality with his tiny hands,
and who, disguised as Donald Chrump, a wild-mannered FAKE prezident, fights a
never ending battle defending lies, injustice and the FAKE America-Great-Again
Way.
Does he have to burn a cross
on the White House lawn to convince people that he is a
racist? Does he have to grab an actual
pussy on live television to prove that he is a misogynist? Does he have to lock up every CNN reporter to
prove he is a fascist? No, he is
Stuporman. Champion of COLLUSION. Defender of the indefensible. Friend of felons. Protector of perverts. Coddler of criminals. Nurturer of neo-Nazis. Favorite of fascists everywhere. No one offends justice, liberty and the
Constitution better than Stuporman.
Nothing, it seems, can stop him.
He treats laws like birds treat windshields...
when he sees injustice he makes it worse
What will be his Kryptonite? Truth?
Justice? The American way? Robert Mueller? Stormy Daniels? Michael Cohen? Omarosa?
Allen Weisselberg? A
pretzel? Walking? An inconvenient chicken bone? His own ignorance and ego? The 2018 midterm elections?
I. Mangrey reheating.
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