Tanks Alot

Bend Over America, and Get Ready For…

Donald’s Very, Very, Very Big Fourth of July
Excruciating Ego Extravaganza

 

 

July 4, 2019

“There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in action.” – Goethe

“There is nothing more frightening than ignorance in power.” – Ed Venture

Il Douche continues his abominable pseudo-presidency – smooching with Putin, cuddling with Kim, and practically blowing bin Salman.  Chrump is clearly more comfortable with America’s adversaries than with our friends, and more competent with stagecraft than statecraft.

While on his all-expenses-paid family junket to the G20, Chrump tweeted himself into a dream date with boyfriend Kim Jong Un.  While most pundits are saying that Chrump is poised to completely cave on nuclear disarmament of North Korea, he continues to claim that he is making a great deal with the man he loves – no, not Putin, the other one.  Chrump’s impromptu tryst with Kim, which surprised everyone including his own people, was nothing more than a PR stunt meant to take the focus away from the newly headline-grabbing Democratic primary, and drag it back onto himself.  Chrump’s historic histrionic butthead-a-butthead is sure to go down as ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Tanks For The Memories

In service to co-opting the Fourth of July for his own amusement, Chrump is willing to screw the troops, by making them do grunt work on July 4^th.  Military brass is only reluctantly following the orders of their Mad King.  Chrump is blithely willing to risk the streets of Washington, DC and the Arlington Memorial Bridge in order to impress his private party.  Der Furor is closing off the Lincoln Memorial and half of the Reflecting Pool and is planning to give an illegal campaign speech to amuse his donors and other Chrumpian ne’er-do-wells – with his long-dreamed-of military parade.  Chrump’s latest folly boasts (literally) military jet fly-overs and a parade of dozens of tanks weighing over 60 tons, which may be more than the Capital’s infrastructure can handle.  It makes sense though, that a loose cannon would want a bunch of tanks and military aircraft wasting taxpayer dollars to massage his enormous, ever-expanding ego.

Prize-winning sand sculpture – Liberty Crumbling by Damon Langlois

According to reports, Donald’s Very, Very, Very Big Fourth of July Excruciating Ego Extravaganza will be wasting $2.5M of National Park Service money that was meant for park improvements.  I guess for someone who has never seen a national park he didn’t want to turn into a golf course, and who repeatedly ran like a scared little girl from the military claiming brain spurs, or whatever, when it was his time to serve his country.  If Chrump had even one patriotic bone spur in his body and a fraction of the money he claims to have, he would foot the bill for this military masturbation himself.

Will millions of dollars worth of tanks end up in the drink under the Arlington Memorial Bridge?  Will military jets accidentally deploy missiles or crash into each other over the skies of Washington, DC, killing and/or maiming hundreds of Chrump’s closest donors?  Will the Orange Grinch who stole the Fourth of July be mercilessly booed as he gives his latest campaign speech on the National Mall?  In the impertinent words of Donald J. Chrump, “We’ll find out.”

Louis XIV is alleged to have said, “The State is me.”  Donald Chrump would never make such a statement.  He has no awareness of anything like a State and he could never utter such a coherent, however demented, statement.  Chrump’s actions on the other hand, are unabashedly transparent.  There is no State, there is only himself.

Mere words cannot describe my longing to forget he ever existed, let alone his having eviscerated all common decency, social and political decorum, and Constitutional norms in his pathetic, perverted quest for undivided, unending, however enormously undeserved attention. 

We’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when

I. Mangrey reporting.  Why don’t we do it in the road?  Because it was destroyed by tanks that’s why.