Wednesday, July 31, 2019

Thought For The Day

What The Fuck is Wrong With Kentucky?
July 31, 2019
This has nothing, well little, to do with McConnell's latest anti-democratic dereliction of duty.  There are so many heinous acts from which to choose.  And how the hell is it that the United States of America, in the year of some Lord 2019, needs to pass a law that requires political campaigns to report any attempt by foreign actors to the authorities?  Anyway, at the risk of being repetitive, I believe it just cannot be said too often…
Fuck. Mitch. McConnell.
And, while I’m at it, Fuck Ayn-Rand Paul too – the other senator from Kenfuckingtucky.  Apparently, this racist bullshit is contagious.  Rand Paul (R-KY Jelly-for-brains), hot on the heels of trying to stop the 9/11 First Responders Bill (so he can save the money needed for heroes to give away as more tax cuts for the least deserving among us) offered up the following little ditty on Ilhan Omar: “While I’m not saying we forcibly send her anywhere, I’m willing to contribute to buy her a ticket to go visit Somalia, and I think she can look and maybe learn a little bit about the disaster that is Somalia — that has no capitalism, has no God-given rights guaranteed in a constitution, and has about seven different tribes that have been fighting each other for the last 40 years.” 
How thoughtful, thanks for your white-mansplaining you malignant little twerp.  I think it is time for Baby Rand to take his empty head back to The Fountainhead where he belongs.
These two blood-sucking leeches on the body politic are Kentucky’s two senators.  There must be something seriously wrong with the water in Kentucky.
McConnell, who has clearly never made a fist before,
celebrates solidarity with Chrump and Russia
This has been your Paying Attention Thought For The Day.
You're welcome.
What is your thought for the day?

4 comments:

  1. Are you speaking of Moscow Mitch? I think you are. You should get his name right. It's Moscow Mitch. Moscow Mitch is the name.

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  2. Dear Sir and/or Madame:

    My sincere apologies. I always thought his name was Fuck Mitch.

    I heard he had been updated. I sit corrected

    Your humble scribe.

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  3. Can we force Kentucky to secede?

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