Donald Twitterhands Thumbs Again
October 22, 2019
After Chrump’s epic failure yanking troops out of Syria – against
the unanimous opposition by all his great generals and most Republican'ts – and
his other attempt to force impeachment down his own throat by self-selecting
his own resort to host the next G-7, Chrump dug his bone-spur-covering heels in
deeper. Sort of. First he backed down (a favorite Chrump
deal-making maneuver) from forcing world leaders to endure a week at Doral. What
Chrump neglected to mention, while blaming Democrats and the media for making
such a big deal about him breaking the law, was that many Republicant’s were
horrified by the very thought of hosting world leaders at a location named for
the sitting (except while golfing) president. His own party begged him to
nix the deal.
Next, Chrump decided maybe he would not remove all of the troops
he thoughtlessly and precipitously pretended he was pulling out of Syria. I
know what you’re thinking - only a very stable genius could pull off such a
brilliant maneuver. Not sure where the troops will hang their
helmets right now since we had to bomb our own abandoned base to smithereens in
order to keep the ammunition we left behind from enemy (Turkey?) hands. Some
people are also wondering what will become of the dozens of nuclear weapons we
have in Turkey. Unfortunately, Chrump is not one of those people.
Der Furor naturally took to Twitter to share his “thoughts” on all
this…
Stay tuned for more unparalleled insights and criminal
diddling from our soon-to-be-impeached Sad Sack-in-chief.
I. Mangrey retweeting.
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