November 28, 2019
Psychotic racist, anti-president Donald Chrump held another
of his signature Chrump Fux Klan rallies Tuesday in Sunrise, Florida. He began thusly, “As we gather together for
Thanksgiving, you know, some people want to change the name Thanksgiving. They don't want to use the term Thanksgiving.
And that was true also with Christmas. But now everybody's using Christmas
again. Remember this?” Chrump carried
on, “But now we're going to have to do a little work on Thanksgiving. People have different ideas. Why it shouldn't
be called Thanksgiving. But everybody in this room, I know, loves the name
Thanksgiving. And we're not changing.”
Unsurprisingly, Chrump’s idiocy was birthed in racism. This week’s target people of color are the Native
Americans who do not see Thanksgiving from the same perspective as their
lighter hued occupiers. It is possible
to imagine that someone as violently (not being judgmental, just accurate)
opposed to immigrants as Chrump might have at least a modicum of sympathy for
those whose lives were destroyed by illegal immigrants. Not to mention someone whose family (as well
as two thirds of his wives) immigrated to this country. You would be very, very uh-wrong. You are likewise
excused if you missed the war on Thanksgiving.
Chrump just started it. And he
will win it. So much winning. I’m sick of it.
The orange-dipped, mentally defective and toxically
delusional meat bag in the red hat eventually veered even further off anything
even vaguely resembling rails.
Unfortunately, it is almost impossible to be shocked at this point. Nonetheless, there might be some degree of
interest, if only for the tragicomic value, in his latest mouth fart. Chrump told his intellectually incapacitated
throng of adoring assholes, “…and then we beat Barack Hussein Obama and
whatever dynasty that is.” Not making
this up folks.
Chrump was not finished.
In case his comment about beating the Obama dynasty was not proof enough
that Chrump was 51 cards short of a full deck, he wanted to assuage any vestige
of hope that there remained a shred of his very, very large (though never
overly functional) uh-brain as he bragged about one of the many Obama
accomplishments he regularly takes credit for, blurting, “You know we just set
another sock rocket… you saw that, right? The stock market!” Yes, like the schlock varmint said, the shock
rocket, I mean the sock puppet, I mean the stock market that Obama rebuilt
(without bothering to un-fuck the 99 percenters who elected him) after
Bush/Cheney crashed it, continues its upward trend despite Chrump’s best
efforts to fuck everything up. As usual,
his quivering hordes cheered wildly even though almost none of them own stocks
and the rising market only serves to widen the massive wealth gap in this
country.
Just keep cheering this guy on, you turkeys.
I. Mangrey reporting.
Overeat responsibly.
Never forget that turkeys can't fly.
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