Thought For The Day

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November 20, 2019

When Donny Met Rudy

Damaged Don and Ridiculous Rudy have known and loved each other for many years, several decades in fact.  Now, for the moment at least, they are thick as thieves…literally, though Rudy might soon find himself looking up at the bus under which Donny is poised to throw him.  Rudy married his own cousin, while Don has merely fantasized on television and radio, repeatedly, about “dating” his daughter – though he has not declared this in public lately.  Chrump never said he would grab his fantasy date by the pussy (that we know of), but he never said he would not.

Both of these self-lovers have a habit of letting loose with words of anything-but-wisdom on a regular basis.  Today we feature big bad Don and his mouth of carnage:

“We are the ones that got ISIS.  We are the ones that took care of it, specifically me.”    Donald J. Trump, October 16, 2019

“I’m the one that knows more about it than you people… As you know, most of the ISIS fighters that we captured – we, we not Obama.  I’m the one that did the capturing.”
Donald J. Trump, October 21, 2019

When your balls are bigger than your brain, especially when your balls are the size of BBs – specifically when you are Donald Chrump – it becomes exceedingly difficult to take you seriously.  Not that most people ever did.  And when you pal around with the likes of Rudy G and others of similar caliber (again, think BBs) too numerous to mention, and too painful to remember, and often impossible to imagine – like the recently-arrested-while-attempting-to-flee-the-country Lev and Igor, you continually scare the shit out of everyone wise enough to have not drunk your noxious, brain-wasting Kool-aid.  We need to squeeze this purulent puss wart out of the White House as one would a ballooning blackhead, before we all are infected beyond the point where any treatment could be effective.

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