April 3, 2020
President Death has a ton of spray on his “hair.” He has artificial orange coloring over much
of his face. And now, thanks to his inconceivable,
irresponsible, insane response to the coronavirus pandemic, he has blood on his
unusually small hands.
with my very incredibly normal sized hands.
And much sooner than anyone ever imagined.”
Even now, after being repeatedly and publicly “corrected”
for just about everything he has said about the current emergency, and
privately beaten into submission against infecting the national dialogue with
his “hunches,” hallucinations and non-stop spewing of preposterous bullshit,
Chrump is only pretending to be concerned.
First of all, Donald Chrump has no capacity whatsoever to give even a
mouse-sized shit about anyone but himself.
Second, despite having access to some of the best (for real this time)
minds, who are no doubt almost crippled by the effort involved in trying to
explain what is happening, Chump’s ability to understand anything not directly
pertaining to his ego, greed or “hair,” is not dissimilar to that of a dead
skunk in the middle of the road, stinking to high, high heaven.
Moments earlier…
Perhaps
the most concerning side effect of Chrump’s monstrous idiocy is the fact that
his less mentally stable and/or equipped zombies know him well enough to know
that he is only feigning concern and that deep-down (such as it is) Chrump just
thinks this about money and his re-election…and a great way to keep his phony
face in front of cameras and microphones every fucking day.
As
a result these yahoos – including some number of governors, mayors and other
government officials bound to Chrump like slightly aged dog shit squished into
the nooks and crannies of the soles of your running shoes – continue to ignore
the proven expert advice that provides the best chance of fighting back a virus
that is clearly better equipped for survival and more intellectually competent
than a large swath of Chrump’s base of deplorables.
We
will all pay the price for their ignorance as they spread their thoughtlessness
and the coronavirus farther than it needed to be, just as their dear leader did
by ignoring it for three months. It is likely Chrump’s army of ventriloquist dummies will soon begin
making the rest of us sick in a whole new way.
Only
time will tell how many lives could have been spared if President Death and now
his minions lived in the same reality as the rest of us.
This has been your Paying Attention Fraught For The Day.
You're welcome.
What has you fraught for the day?
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