Grocers Of The World Unite

Shelfless Service In Desperate Times

April 7, 2020

I just watched a report on grocery store workers.  That’s right, grocery store workers.  They were talked about like soldiers in a war zone.  And that is exactly what they are.  I hadn’t thought about it, but they are one the front lines of the Virus Wars every day.  How are they not dropping like flies?  They should be getting hazard pay.  And they should be issued protective gear.  When will our tax dollars work for workers (who pay a good deal of those taxes) if not now?  We could not survive without them.  Anyone who enters any place that provides food without wearing a mask should be sent packing until they have a mask.  Our masks keep everyone else safer.  Their masks keep everyone except them safer.  I am part of their everyone else.  America's grocery workers are there for us.

Why isn’t Chrump out there throwing us rolls of toilet paper?

Meanwhile President Death promised he would not be wearing a mask because it was optional.  Because his uncle was “like a super genius.”   Chrump blew this thing from the start.  Bigly.  He has done nothing but make it worser by the minute.  So now, he undermines actual smart people.  I have the strong sense that if Anthony Fauci says it’s a good idea to wear a mask to protect my fellow human beings from me accidentally making them sick, it’s probably a good idea.

Chrump could spare us much pain if he would just cover his face

Chrump calls the novel corona virus the “invisible enemy.”  As bad as this pandemic is, I’m much more worried about the overly visible, albeit oddly colored enemy.  I can see it now; when Chrump’s miracle cure, the one his gut told him will save the day, despite the lack of medical evidence, fails to work out, he will simply deny ever claiming it would work and pivot to the next delusional mental diarrhea.

Los Angeles County health officials have urged people not to go grocery shopping this week if possible.

I. Mangrey reporting.  Don’t hug a grocer today.