April 24, 2020
President Death continues his daily stream-of-unconsciousness
task farce barfings. He simply cannot
stay away from cameras. Many people are
saying that having COVID-19 itself would be preferable to having to put up with
continuing to be subjected to these daily psychotic episodes. When Chrump isn’t lying or spouting insane
bullshit that is directly responsible for more death (like hydroxychloroquine, which has killed people,
and now, injecting disinfectant and ultraviolet light into peoples’ bodies), he is busy trying to
either contradict medical experts standing right next to him or trying to convince
those same experts that they are wrong and he is right. A very stable douchebag.
Not only does Chrump not listen to anyone
else, he clearly does not listen to himself.
He constantly denies saying things he said, sometimes only moments
earlier. Maybe he does hear himself or
perhaps he just knows better than to take anything he says seriously.
It took long enough, but it appears that the Chrump crime
family has finally decided to take the COVID pandemic seriously. I say appears because, as everyone knows, you
can’t trust these tiny-brained wipers of other people’s bottoms as far as you
can throw the 239-pound patriarch, who weighs 280 pounds. So far, they have made it clear that the
rules we all are expected to follow do not apply to them. Plus, the truth-averse head of this family of
fraudulent freaks personally catapulted this pandemic into uncharted depths and
has buckets of blood on his tiny hands and undermined the advice of all health
experts. Yes, he told us we need to wear
masks in public, but in the same breath he insisted he would not be wearing
one, and then he aided and abetted those of his minions who protested in favor
of spreading the virus.
What are we to make of this sudden change of, for lack of a
better word, heart? Is this just another
pathetic photo op or are they sincere about being ready to dig in and do their
part to mitigate this ongoing crisis? Or
is this simply desperation resulting from well-deserved plummeting poll numbers
just six months away from the next election on the heels of Chrump’s disastrous
mismanagement of the corona pandemic crisis, much of which is Chrump’s fault
and Chrump’s fault alone? As surprising
as it is to see any Chrumps involved in physical activity not involving golf
clubs, shooting endangered species, or shoveling ungodly amounts of fast food
into their faces, this is President Death and the Chrump crime family’s new ad
campaign.
“Don’t say the Chrumps never
did anything for you.”
Also found on the internets:
And of
course, Jared is doing his (and everyone else’s part):
We are
living in Drunk History times:
Your Drunk Neighbor: Donald Chrump
I.
Mangrey reaching critical mess.
Bob Dylan – Everything Is Broken
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