There's Something Stupid In Denmark...I Mean DC

Very Good Brain, Best Words, Stable, Genius – Not This Fucking Guy

April 26, 2020

Paying Attention has unearthed the missing part of Chrump’s blockbuster coronavirus task farce barfing:

Chrump achieves peak fuckwit, musing about
injecting poisons to kill the virus and/or people

Chrump: I hear that heat and light and disinfectant will kill this thing – you can call it a germ, or a bacterial, or a sickness or a flu; some people call it a virus or a thing.  Certain things can kill it very strongly and very quickly. Maybe we could find a way to use these things on people.  If you can use disinfectant to clean other things I bet you can clean out the body just as easily.  I’m sure I can figure something out with my very, very large uh-brain.  I know more about these things probably than anybody.  Dr. Fauci can tell you that.  What if we made a disinfectant gas and could just tell people they were going to get a shower and we could spray the gas or the liquid or we could put the liquid in the gas and spray it on them like that.  Once we figure out, and I’m very willing to help with this even though I’m very busy doing many important things.  Once we have the exact mixture of disinfectants we could call it something like the MAGA Mixture or maybe the Final Solution, or something very great like that.  I’m also very good at branding, maybe the best ever.  Anyway, I’m pretty sure that kind of thing has worked in the past.  And maybe for heat we would put people in big ovens until they…I mean the virus is dead.

Later, President Death was taken to task for suggesting such insane and horrifying treatments.  He did not take it well and naturally, as he does whenever he is cornered, or opening his mouth for any reason, Chrump tried to lie his way out of it…

Pence pretending he’s not there, Fauci wishing he wasn’t

Reporter: Mr. – I hate to say this, but – President, what the fuck were you talking about with disinfecting people from the inside, not to mention the showers/gas chambers and ovens?

Chrump: First of all, I never said any of that.  Maybe my mouth said something like that, but it wasn’t me.  I would never say that, but if I did, it was obviously sarcasm.

Reporter: Sarcasm? Are you serious?  You looked pretty serious, and you are, as everyone knows, a blithering idiot.  You couldn’t even make money running a casino.  You played a billionaire on TV, but you’re afraid to show your tax returns because you’re a fraud.  But sarcasm?

Chrump: Not sarcasm.  I never said that.  Obviously what I meant was sarcophagus.  Obviously.  Listen, you are such fake news it’s not even funny.  You should be thanking me for letting you be on television, but no, all you ever do is report the things I say, even though you know it’s all lies and you know that I’m going to say the exact opposite very soon anyway.  You should be asking me how I’m doing such a perfect job.  And I am doing this so perfectly.  Just ask anyone who wants to keep working for me.  Very perfect, so perfect it makes you hate Chrump.  So unfair.  Besides, I said this thing was all a hoax and it would be over two weeks ago so this is not my fault.  So thanks to you, I’m not going to waste my very beautiful time talking to you fakers every day anymore.  I have better fish to fry.  I’m a very important person.  Definitely not fake like you.

We’ll see how long Chrumpy the Clown can stay away from the cameras.  Maybe he’ll start holding rallies again so all his MAGA’ts can breathe all over each other.

I. Mangrey injecting a little (doctor-recommended) humor.  It’s what I do.