It’s
Showtime In COVID-Country
July 7, 2020
Get ready for the new improved live theater in America: One-man shows for one-man audiences. And everyone will love the new movie mega-complexes - instead of the now common dozen or so smallish theaters, get ready for the Giga-plex: 1000 theaters, each seating 10 people. Just like television, but with much more expensive, worse-tasting snacks and a much longer walk to the much more dangerous bathroom.*
Good times, people. With any luck, someone will be around to tell about them and someone will be around to hear it.
Is this great enough for you?
Get ready for the new improved live theater in America: One-man shows for one-man audiences. And everyone will love the new movie mega-complexes - instead of the now common dozen or so smallish theaters, get ready for the Giga-plex: 1000 theaters, each seating 10 people. Just like television, but with much more expensive, worse-tasting snacks and a much longer walk to the much more dangerous bathroom.*
Good times, people. With any luck, someone will be around to tell about them and someone will be around to hear it.
Is this great enough for you?
This has been your Paying Attention Thought For The Day.
You're welcome.
What is your thought for the day?
* Though perhaps safer than the Dangerous Kitchen
* Though perhaps safer than the Dangerous Kitchen
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