Thursday, May 13, 2021

They Come To Bury Cheney, Not To Praise Her

Pinhead Puppets Just Following Orders

May 13, 2021

Well, it looks like the virulently hypocritical and staunchly anti-cancel-culture cabal of Florida blogger Donald Turmp has just cancelled Liz Cheney, formerly the third-highest-ranking Ratpublican. That is, until the Angry Rotting Pumpkin warned his minions that anyone not man enough to defraud the American people and usurp the United States for the sake of Turmp must be purged for all to see. The next step in the Grand Qanon Party’s mission to excise truth and reality from their ranks is the removal of Liz Cheney from her leadership position.

Donald Turmp has “bought” (the only thing he ever pays is hush money) and sold the soul of the party-that-was-never-of-Lincoln just to keep the cameras pointed in his direction. Since he was unable to financially bankrupt the country, he had to settle for effecting moral bankruptcy.

Team Turmp is ridding itself of a dangerous infection that would surely spell its demise – truth-telling. The sniveling little shit-weasels did not even have the guts to make their votes public. In fact, after holding their cowardly voice vote to axe Cheney, the request for a recorded vote was denied. Just another day that is the dungheap of Ratpublicanland.

Some among the GQP refuse to accept the Big Lie that Turmp is still president, and not just of Mor-on Lago. They are few, far between and dead pols walking.

Liz Cheney, the most high-profile and high-ranking truth junkie in the GQP, continues to insist that someone named Joseph Biden is currently President of the United States. Of America.

The younger Cheney is being lauded by some for standing up against Turmp’s Big Lie. For this reporter, having to agree with any Cheney for even one nanosecond, is as painful and distateful as having to admit that George W. Bush is only the second worst president in American history.

Given her historically unprincipled father Dick Cheney, one cannot help but wonder just how principled the younger, dickless Cheney would be had there not been a longstanding animus between the Cheney family and Turmp.

Daddy’s little Dick

Daddy’s little carbon-copy-neo-con-war-monger told reporters, after being cast aside, “We must be true to our principles and to the Constitution.” Principles? Like lying the nation into an illegal war? Like shooting a man in the face while hunting purposely crippled, caged birds? Like outing a crucial CIA asset to get revenge for her husband telling the truth? So suddenly a Cheney is fighting against a lie?

And to his little princess (not the gay daughter who this one threw under the bus for political expediency) who suddenly felt a twinge of very un-Cheney-like decency, to quote Dick Cheney, “Go fuck yourself.”

Meanwhile, Turmp’s ventriloquist dummy Kevin McCarthy, after following orders and dumping Cheney, told reporters, “No one is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election.” Certainly not the guy with his hand up McCarthy’s ass making his mouth move.

A real dummy, and a ventriloquist who can’t keep his mouth shut

I. Mangrey, crunching the numb-ers.

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