A
Momentary (Fake) Lapse Of Treason
March 2, 2022
This
amused and abused me:
As if that tiny-handed, metastasized, malignant melanoma on America’s body politic ever had a grip on anything other than crime, racism and his own reportedly mushroom-shaped, also tiny pecker.
Barr has written a
book in a pathetic bid at a self-reclamation campaign. Attempting to bathe
himself in tomato paste in order to rid himself of the stench of rolling around
with ex-president Skunk as he sprayed his foul-smelling secretions all over
anyone who got close enough. And few bellied up to the Hot Air Buffoon Tmurp as
closely as Barr. With any luck, no amount of cleanser will ever allow Barr to
sell himself as a anything other than a disgraced toady to an autocratic asshole.
Bill Barr spent
several years pimping for Tmurp, acting as his personal lawyer/fixer/apologist,
when he was supposed to be representing the interests of the American people,
which were then, and remain today diametrically opposed to those of the
twice-impeached, disgraced ex-president, failed Florida blogger and current
insurrectionist-in-chief.
For his part, Tmurp disgraced his office, our nation, the human species and unbeknownst to him, himself on a daily basis. His love of Putin above America was on display from the moment the Russian strong/mad-man pledged to get Tmurp elected in 2016, and continues to this day despite Putin's invasion of Ukraine.
Bill Barr is a
pathetic turd who should never be allowed to share his disgraced thoughts in
public, though he should be permitted if not forced to appear on Dancing With
the Stools (not the kind you sit on).
Other Bushit
The only thing more American
than Barr’s bullshit book is George WTF Bush condemning Putin for his illegal,
unprovoked invasion of an independent nation for no fucking reason whatsoever. Now why does that sound so familiar? The
Second Butcher of Baghdad (no, the emergence and shameful actions of Donald Tmurp did not
make Bush, Jr. and less of a war criminal or staggeringly rotten president) felt
compelled to post this sentence on his official website: “I join the
international community in condemning Vladimir Putin’s unprovoked and
unjustified invasion of Ukraine.” Heckuva job Bushie. Somebody get that man a mirror.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
angst.
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