Friday, March 25, 2022

Broken News

One Stupid Mother Tucker

March 25, 2022

Fucker Karen Carlson, in his role as what those in the espionage biz refer to as a useful idiot, is wallowing in his new found celebrity in Russia. Carlson, who was a cheerleader for the January-6-was-just-a-bunch-of-tourists team is taking his storytelling to the next level.


Vlad, Vlad, he’s our man!
If he can’t do it Franco can,
or he could have,
if he wasn’t still dead!
Oh, wait, I’ll come in again…

While Great Britain’s Boris Johnson was busy comparing the Russian invasion of Ukraine to Brexit – whatever the fuck that means – our alternative sources report that Fucker Carlson is insisting that the Russians in Ukraine are just tourists.

Tune in tomorrow for the full story.

 

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled fear and loathing. 

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