Broken News: Clean Up In Asshole 45!!

What A Fucking Mess! Clean Up In Asshole 45!!

September 1, 2022

A traitor-trove of stolen classified documents were found in various locations at Mor-on-Lie-go, including in a desk drawer in a room called “45 Office.” The picture below was taken somewhere in trump’s Florida resort.

A picture is worth 1000 indictments

Naturally, the box on the right contains a framed copy of:

One would not be wrong to assume that the rest of the framed images in the box are other TIME covers featuring the badly dyed face of Der Furor.

Accused sexual predator protector (soon to be immortalized in a documentary produced by George Clooney) Rep. Jim Jordan (R-WTF) who is in charge of the GQP House Judiciary Committee Twitter feed paraded his idiocy for all to see...as usual:

No Jim, the TIME Magazine cover was not a huge threat to national security, but the asshole on the cover sure as fuck is. And you’re not such hot shit yourself.

Trump whined that he did not leave documents lying around on the floor, that the photo was staged.  

Once again, trump admits to having committed a crime

Speaking of lying, if trump says the FBI did it, we must by definition assume that trump is lying. We can’t wait to hear the results of all the fingerprinting. It is unfortunately possible that it will be difficult to decipher prints from such tiny fingers. Though apparently, trump’s handwriting was found on a number of documents. What a maroon.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled navel gazing.