Schmuck Of The Day

Cloudy With A Chance Of Morons

September 26, 2022

Today’s “winner” needs no introduction. The reason that this individual 1 has never been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day is because for the past seven (actually 78, give-or-take) years, there has never been anyone to really top him as a bottom-feeder. Admittedly, each and every Schmuck Of The Day until today was really the runner-up. But here we are. The time has come for the King of Crap to tarnish the crown that should be his every day.

Just when you thought Donald Q Trump could not be more desperate, more absurd, more idiotic, we give you Exhibit A-hole, an exchange between Trump and Hannity from September 21, 2022 (this exchange occurred right after Trump explained that he could declassify secret documents just by thinking about it):

Trump: There’s a lot of speculation* because of the severity of the FBI raiding Mar-a-Lago, were they looking for the Hillary Clinton emails that were deleted, but they are around someplace?”

Trump, claims he declassified secret documents with his mind,

but cannot even use his mind to say words

Hannity: Wait, you’re not saying you had it…

Trump: No, they may be saying… They may have thought that it was in there. And a lot of people said the only thing that would give the kind of severity that they showed by actually coming in and raiding with many, many people is the Hillary Clinton deal**, the Russia, Russia, Russia stuff, or… I mean there are a number of things. The spying on Trump’s campaign.

Wait. What? Are these the documents he declassified with his “mind” or the ones the FBI planted? It seems that in his haste, Individual 1 forgot to mention that the Feds were also expecting to find Barack Obama’s birth certificate in there. Or maybe they thought Jimmy Hoffa was in some of those boxes.

I am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Donald Trump is one seriously fucked up motherfucker.

Individual 1 practicing his testimony

Meanwhile…

We now know that the White House switchboard operator connected a call from the White House to a Capitol rioter while the Capitol was under siege on January 6. Hmmmm. Who was in the White House wishing they were at the Capitol that day? Maybe it was Hillary Clinton’s emails.

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*That speculation, of course was pulled directly out of Trump’s ass, shoved into his empty cranium, and ultimately frothed forth from his face sphincter in the friendly confines of Sean Hannity’s nightly hour of delusion dispensing. Even Hannity could not believe what he was hearing.

**Only one person has said this and his best bud’s head almost exploded when he heard it said.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Fuck yeah.