Saturday, September 24, 2022

Courting Individual 1 - Donald Q Trump

Kill, Cramp And Paralyze

September 24, 2022

Throughout his miserable narcissistic life, disgraced, twice-impeached, ex-one-term-president and failed insurrection leader aka Individual 1 has gotten away with literally everything but murder (unless you count the hundreds of thousands of extra dead people attributed to his mishandling of the COVID-19 pandemic). Two dozen credible accusations of sexual harassment, assault and/or rape, attempted extortion of Ukrainian President Zelenskyy, lying under oath, misuse of campaign funds to pay off sexual dalliances, election tampering, witness tampering, reality tampering, stealing an untold number of classified documents, and inciting an insurrection…who (besides Sean Hannity)* can even keep track?

We’re all representing clients suing Trump. Want in?

Today however, it seems like there is a line as long as the outside a men’s room at a major sporting event of prosecutors hoping to end the streak of this evil motherfucker. The Georgia attorney general. Southern District of New York district attorney. Attorney General of the United States. If one of these is first to nail Individual 1, does that kill the chances of all the others to exact their pound of flesh, or seeing as there are surely enough pounds of Individual 1 to go around, will each and every one get their day in court, each one setting his or her own special perjury trap (i.e., asking Individual 1 – who is incapable of not lying – a question)?

Then there is New York State Attorney General Letitia James. Granted, she had a head start, but she has just let fly with a massive 220-page civil lawsuit. According to James, Trump and his employees “violated a host of state criminal laws” and “plausibly violates federal criminal law” adding, “The pattern of fraud and deception that was used by Mr. Trump and the Trump Organization for their own financial benefit was astounding.”

Adding insult to assholery, on the same day that AG James announced her lawsuit, a three-judge appellate court panel – including two Trump appointees – smacked down the ridiculous and shamefully transparent attempt by Trump’s chosen federal judge to stop the FBI from using the documents Individual 1 stole on his way out of the White House and subsequently seized by agents last month.

There is likely no issue of Habeus Corpus here, just a colossal corpus, a veritable piƱata of crimes just waiting to be whacked mercilessly until all the crimes have seen the light of day and the day in court.

Let’s all beat the crime out of him

BONUS TRACK

Bob Marley and The Wailers – Revolution

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I. Mangrey reporting.

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