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I Love It When You Speak Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Trump, Tish

September 21, 2022
12:30 PM, Eastern

This just in: New York Attorney General Letitia James has announced that the state of New York is suing Individual 1…I mean Donald J. Trump for a minimum of $250M. Michael Cohen believes that Trump’s liability will land closer to $750M.

James is seeking to permanently bar Individual 1 and his emotionally, mentally and morally damaged children named in the lawsuit (for once, Tiffany is thrilled to be left out, and Barren – or whatever his name is – has not yet reached the age of conman) from serving as the director of a business registered in New York state. She is also seeking to cancel the Trump Organization's corporate certificate., If this is granted by a judge, it could effectively force the company to cease operations in New York state.

James filed a civil lawsuit spanning more than 200-pages. According to CNN (the soon-to-be-ex legitimate news organization), the suit alleges that “the fraud touched all aspects of the Trump business, including its properties and golf courses. According to the lawsuit, the Trump Organization deceived lenders, insurers and tax authorities by inflating the value of his properties using misleading appraisals.

Donald Trump is not a liar; he is a lie. His wealth is a lie. His life is a lie. And damn sure, his "hair" is a lie.

James alleges in the lawsuit that over a 10-year period Individual 1 and his company made “scores of fraudulent, false, and misleading representations.” The massive suit specifically referred to more than “200 false and misleading valuations” of Trump's assets.

Sure, let’s say alleges. Why not. We’re all adults here.

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