Post-Election Depression

Are You Sure Your Name Isn’t Karen?

November 15, 2022

Bull goose MAGAt and self-proclaimed Trump-in-heels probably is not the happiest of campers right now. Leading up to the 2022 election, Lake insisted she would accept the result of the Arizona governor’s race between her and Katie Hobbs. The catch as you either know or would easily guess is that as Lake said repeatedly, “I am going to win this race, and I will accept the result.” Well, as of now she has done neither.

We here at Paying Attention always try to treat everyone equally…well, if they deserve it. In the spirit of niceness, we would like to share one of our award-winning new greeting cards, customized especially to make Kari Lake feel a little better after her devastating, completely above-board, legitimate and crushing defeat.

Dear Kari,

 

It must make you sad that most Arizonans - not to mention a huge majority of Americans all across this great land of ours - think you suck. That’s gotta hurt.

 

Hopefully you will take this brutal defeat to heart and drink yourself into a stupor. Maybe even leave the country that thinks you stink.

 

We wish you a long life of abject obscurity. Please, and we mean this in the nicest way possible, don’t show your Trumpy face in public ever again.

 

Now, go home. You’re very special. You love you.

 

Signed,

All the good folks at Paying Attention™