Schmuck Of The Day

Don’t Cry For Me Bolsonaro

November 9, 2022

I hope all of you took some time to vote yesterday, unless you swing Ratpublican, in which case you should go out and vote today. 

Speaking of elections, Brazil’s murderous, tree-killing authoritarian dictator just lost his re-election bid to leftist Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. Bolsonaro briefly whined and moaned about stopping the steal after closing down roads in areas known to be favoring his opponent but nonetheless losing to Lula da Silva. But surprisingly, today’s schmuck of the day is not Jair Bolsonaro – the man known as “Trump of the Tropics”.

Unlike a certain disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection-leading and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president in this country, Bolsonaro voluntarily turned over the reins of power after his defeat and a moderate hissy-fit. However, as a shitful shoutout to his American counterfeit counterpart, Brazil’s Trumpster Fire refused to concede. And Bolsonaro’s malignant minions did not carry out an idiotic insurrection.

Trump (desperately applying his patented alpha hand-squeeze) and Brazil’s Trump

Also, we here in the northern America can expect countless Trump clone-clowns to refuse to concede, and it is entirely possible that many if not all of these (hopefully countless) defeated chuckleheads will throw endless Trumper tantrums, because they have been telling us for months now that the only good election is a Ratpublican election. Lord knows, their brainless leader still insists (though he knows full well that he is full of shit – and it’s the shittiest shit, believe me) that he is president and not the guy who crushed his sorry ass in the 2020 election.

So by default, today’s Schmuck Of The Day must in fact be the schmuckiest schmuck of every schmucking day, the one (thank God), the only (thanks again) Donald Jew-hater Trump. The only reason we tend to feature other schmucks in this segment is purely out of attempting to maintain variety and sanity.

I am not saying the following to be rude or mean, just accurate. Donald Trump is one seriously fucked up motherfucker.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Fuck yeah.