Speaking Of The Speaker

Nevertheless, She Persisted

November 20, 2022

First, best wishes for a speedy recovery to Nancy Pelosi’s husband Paul - the latest victim of the fascist stylings of Donald Trump. Pelosi herself has served this country faithfully for decades. No one is perfect. However much one may agree or disagree with Pelosi’s body of political positions, she has certainly put up Hall of Fame type numbers during her time as Speaker of the House. Her ability to navigate the political maelstrom and get critical legislation passed despite relentless, mindless opposition from the other side of the aisle will go down in history.

Nancy Pelosi demonstrating the proper way to acknowledge a blathering dingbat

During her farewell address as Speaker, Pelosi describe the pride and accomplishment of working with three presidents:

It has been my privilege to play a part in forging extraordinary progress for the American people. I have enjoyed working with three presidents, achieving historic investments in clean energy with President George [WTF] Bush, transformative healthcare reform with President Barack Obama, and forging the future, from infrastructure to healthcare to climate action with President Joe Biden.

You’re probably asking yourself, “Hey, didn’t Pelosi serve under four presidents?” Why can’t you leave well enough alone? Did Pelosi forget there had been a disgraced, twice-impeached, failed insurrection leading, Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president because she is old or because it still seems impossible that such a creature actually existed?

It is rumored that Trump had to have his diaper changed
after this encounter with Pelosi. He must have been thanking
the God he doesn’t believe in that the table was so wide.

For this reporter, the fact that Pelosi publicly called George WTF Bush “incompetent and a liar” in real time is a major accomplishment. She tore up Trump’s State of The Union address right in his face, or maybe it was his ass, but what’s the difference really.

Pelosi shreds the most heinous SOTU address in American history in real time

Perhaps most impressive, important and historic from a political standpoint, Nancy Pelosi impeached the living shit out of that traitorous, lying Orange Gas Cloud who called himself president (and in fact still does). Twice.

Pelosi delivering Articles of Impeachment for
Donald J. Trump - twice, in 2019 and 2021

Unsurprisingly, Ratpublicans could drum up neither the humanity, the courtesy, nor the professionalism to show up and show respect for Pelosi’s farewell and legacy. These are horrible people. Nancy Pelosi is going out on top. She will be “replaced” by a drooling dipshit, be it Kevin McCarthy or some other ghoulish Ratpublican goofball. So, put in your ear plugs, put on you eye shades, you know where to put the cork. Get ready for an agonizing stay in Crazy Town.

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