‘Tis But A Scratch

You Win Some, And You Refuse To Admit You Lose Some

November 11, 2022

With 100% of the votes counted in the Keystone State, Confederate cosplayer, anti-Semite and bull-goose looney Doug Mastriano has still refused to concede his crushing 14-point defeat at the hands of Democrat Josh Shapiro.

Fun Fact: Josh is the second Shapiro to be elected governor of Pennsylvania, though only the first to use his actual, (very Jewish) surname

Mastriano’s misplaced pluck is reminiscent of another brave warrior whose grasp of reality also left something to be desired…

Armless, legless, brainless Black Knight unmasked

Neil Innes – How Sweet to Be an Idiot

Pennsylvania voters also rejected Trump-endorsed New Jersey resident and celebrity snake-oil salesman Mehmet Qz.

Not to be out-dumbed, the Godfather of Grift (who kept all the money he raised to catapult his catastrophic candidates to victory for himself) had this exchange with a “reporter” on the eve of the massive Red Wave/Tsunami that never happened, and may yet end up being a Blue Happy Ending – a Blue Job, if you will:

"Reporter": You've endorsed more than 330 candidates this election cycle. Tonight, win or lose, for Republicans [her word, not mine] um, how much of that will be because of Donald Trump?

Donald Trump: Well, I think if they win I should get all the credit and if they lose I should not be blamed at all. Okay?

Okay. Let me know how that works out for you, since most of them lost (including Donnie’s tiny-hand-picked election denier who was thrashed by the now governor-elect of Massachusetts Maura Healey – the nation’s first openly lesbian governor and the first woman to hold that office in Massachusetts).

I. Mangrey reporting. Whew.

circa November 2, 2022