Fraught For The Day

Fits And Pieces

June 19, 2023

Childish loudmouth Lauren Boebert of the Fascist Party’s Free Dumb Caucus continues to show off what one hopes is behavior that is due to a traumatic brain injury, on Twitter.

I wish Joe Pesci would introduce her to his little friend

Boebert’s blonde doppelganger and fellow cartoon character posing as a representative Empty G, with whom Boebert vies for dumbest member of Congress on a daily basis showed off her talents at a recent gathering

Empty G – seen here grabbing a cardboard cutout of Dear Donny by the pussy.

(This is not Photoshopped; Lordy, there’s video)

Meanwhile, down in festering fascist Ron DuhSantis’ Florida, Gollum Trump is desperately trying to either get himself locked up for the remainder of his unnatural life, or reacquire his precious stolen documents. Trump, who has been relentless in his insane attacks on Special Counsel Jack Smith – most recently calling Smith a “sick and deranged sleazebag” – has gone beyond insane, not to mention stupid, in yet another screed on his flailing fake Twitter knock-off (even though Twitter’s new owner deemed Trump’s rhetoric dishonest, racist, hateful and dangerous enough to warrant having his Twitter account reinstated). WARNING: Not Safe For Reality

Mr. CAPLOCK regales himself and his idiot fanbase/cult with tales from the crypt.

Does he seem a little upset to you? HE SEEMS A LITTLE UPSET TO ME!!!

Obviously, not one word of the above Fake-Twitter tantrum had even a distant view of the truth, but like a fictional thief demanding the return of “his” precious Ring, Trump is sniveling, whining and lying.

Where are my precioussss documents?

With any luck Trump and his preciousssss boxes will end up in the Cracks of Doom.

And what review of revulsion would be complete without the man who overpaid for Twitter, and beyond all nightmares of imagination, made Twitter even worse than ever – Elon Musk, who continues his downward spiral, becoming more Trump-like by the minute

Dr. Elon

Musk had a busy week. First, even though he relinquished his position as Twitter CEO, somehow the accounts of one of Musk’s major antagonists were suddenly, and without reason removed from Twitter. Then, Twitter’s Colorado landlord evicted the increasingly disgraced and decreasingly profitable social media ogre from their headquarters in Boulder for failure to pay rent. Twitter has also been stiffing contractors, which reminds me of another all-too-wealthy-and-too-little-deserving douchebag hungry for power and unable to STFU. 

My brain hurts.

Freak out…

I mean, Peace Out.

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