Thought For The Day

Trump Is Finally America’s Most Wanted
Not The Way He Wanted, But The Way He Deserves

June 11, 2023

Okay, so first of all this pretentious douchebag Trump has a fucking chandelier in his bathroom. Second, he lives at a huge resort, and he has more than two dozen boxes of documents (that are easily seen; there are many more in the shower), which he stole from the White House, stored in a bathroom with a fucking chandelier. However many boxes there might be in this picture, they represent just a fraction of what the former guy stole throughout his brief reign, and took with him when he reluctantly departed.

When he left the White House, Trump ordered that dozens – if not hundreds – of boxes not belonging to him be shipped to Mor-on-Lago, where they were stored in a ballroom, a bathroom, a shower, his private office, along with his bedroom and a storage room, often being shifted from room to room in order to keep them hidden from authorities, and from his own lawyers.

There’s hardly enough room for Trump to go potty and flush his toilet 10 or 15 times. I guess he uses a different toilet for posting his ravings on his failing, fake-Twitter/Truth Social account.

To be fair, given his penchant for flushing documents down the toilet, it makes sense that Trump would keep thousands of incriminating documents in such a convenient location.

Enjoy paragraph #54 from the indictment:

Also, according to the indictment, “The classified documents Trump stored in his boxes included information regarding defense and weapons capabilities of both the United States and foreign countries.”

There is at least one stolen document containing classified information about America’s nuclear weaponry and another country’s nuclear capability, as well as other documents detailing top-secret US operations that require special clearances “on a need-to-know basis”, which is beyond a top-secret clearance. All of this scattered throughout the ludicrously ostentatious clown palace that is Mor-on Lago. And why haven’t they searched all of Trump’s other properties…and Ivana’s golf course burial site?

It is entirely possible that some of the documents Trump stole are so sensitive, so vital to our nation’s security that they cannot even be referred to as part of the case against him.

In 2021 it was reported that the United States lost a larger than normal number of intelligence agents – either outed or killed – across the globe. Coincidence?

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.