Re-Indicted, And It Feels So Good
June 9, 2023, 11:07 AM, EST
Disgraced, twice-impeached, now-twice-(so far)-indicted, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president Donald Trump, who was recently found liable for sexual abuse, must next appear in Florida court on Tuesday to begin his latest, though surely not his last, tussle with the law. Big law. The biggest. And Special Counsel Jack Smith, the guy who convicts war criminals in The Hague, does not appear to be someone with whom one would be wise to fuck.
Smith has indicted Josef
Stallin’ on seven criminal charges related to the Espionage Act. This should be no
surprise since we know that Trump had a history of divulging national security
secrets throughout his time Tweeting from the White House. He will never be
held accountable for those infractions, but fortunately, Treason Boy continued
his nefarious nonsense after his ignominious defeat by Joe Biden, not to
mention his ignominiouser coup attempt, which could very well be the subject of
indictment #3 – coming soon to a legal venue near you. Could be Washington, DC,
could be Georgia, could be New York, could be E. Jean Carroll taking a second
bite at the asshole.
This indictment is The
United States vs. Donald J. Trump, which is fitting since Trump’s
administration was Donald J. Trump vs. The United States.
Mitt “Corporations-Are-People-My-Friend” Romney said that
Trump “brought these charges upon himself.” Yeah, maybe, but Romney and his
Fascist (nee Republican) Party visited Trump upon us all.
Remember your humiliating dinner with Donald in November 2016 Mitt?
Where you apparently just sat there and watched him eat.
Trump lawyer James
Trusty said of his cretinous client, “He’s a fighter, and he’s going to come
out swinging, and he’ll be fine. He’s not afraid of this thing.” That makes
sense; organisms lacking complex brains don’t experience fear.
Many of Trump’s
troubles seem to involve perfect phone calls.
“I would like you to do us a favor though.”
Maybe he should STFU.
Just thought you might like to know.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact
For The Day.
UNRELATED UPDATE
Pat Robertson is still dead. Whew.
RELATED UPDATE 2:00 PM, EST
Not seven counts. Trump hit with 37 counts.
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