Sunday, January 21, 2024

Broken News – The Worst And The Dimmest

And A Sociopathic Pig Shall Lead Them

January 21, 2024

This just broke. Done DuhSantis finally realized he had no “no clear path to victory”. No shit Morlock. DuhSantis has officially aborted his poor excuse for a campaign in the first trimester. Like so many other gutless worms in the Fascist/Trump Party, the man who refused to run against Trump while he was running against Trump, DuhSantis immediately threw his itsy-bitsy support behind his lard and master Trump.

It's possible people are less than fond of DuhSantis and his book banning, his migrant kidnapping, sentencing pregnant women to forced birth or death, or his idiotic anti-wokism bullshit. Or it could just be because he is an infinitely unlikeable douchebag with all the charisma of a herpes sore.

So, the race is now down to Trump and Haley, who has already endorsed Trump while pretending she is still in the race. Yes, I know, one should never use the words Haley and race in the same sentence – it scares poor Nikki to death. After all, Haley has stated that America is not a racist country, God didn’t make little green apples, it don’t rain in Indianapolis in the summer time, and her home state of South Carolina had nothing to do with the Civil War, as didn’t slavery.

Running For Running Mate

The Fascist/Trump Party’s fourth-highest reeking ranking fuckwit Elise Stefanik is running a different campaign. She hasn’t been prostituting herself long enough to get in the presidential race, so she’s content selling the soul she claims (without a shred of evidence) to have to become Trump’s doomed running mate. Does the phrase “Hang Mike Pence” ring a bell?

Here’s sniveling shitbag Stefanik on January 6, 2021 hiding from Trump’s tourorist mob who were hoping to hang the guy who had the job she’s whoring for…

The arrow is pointing to Stefanik cowering in fear of her base

November 5th can’t come soon enough, or preferably never.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled happy thoughts.

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