Thought For The Day – Rodent Edition

Huh?

January 24, 2024

Not sure what all the fuss is about, but apparently someone important got a new hamster yesterday. While I understand they are very cute and make fine pets, except for those very dangerous, unpredictable attack hamsters, not sure why all the news outlets were so obsessed with this story.

In Other News…

Donald Trump must be livid about yesterday's stolen primary in New Hampshire. When I first got a glimpse of the so-called “crucial” New Hampshire primary Nikki Haley was winning. And then it turns out she lost. Surely there was rampant voter fraud. How else could Haley have been winning and then suddenly – just because someone counted all the votes – she loses. Why doesn’t Mr. Giuliani do something?

Surely Haley meant “This race is close to over.”

Or maybe she meant “This racism is far from over.”

Oh, now I get it – it was New Hampshire.

Never mind.

Although, if you ask me a new hamster is much more interesting.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

What do you think?