January 2, 2024
To celebrate the new year,
while there still may be reason to celebrate it, Paying Attention™ is
excited to announce a brand-new feature:
Look Who’s Fuckin' Talking™
We will from time to
time bring you special moments of stunning, toxic and mind-blowingly-stupid
lacks of self-awareness. And there promises to be no shortage of opportunities in 2024.
To kick things off,
we bring you an unsurprising entry. You may know him as a little man in
high-heels, pretending to be a big boy. A petty tyrant, vying to become even
more petty and more tyrant-y.
A man who, while
running for governor of his state, ran an ad featuring him building a toy wall with one of his children, explaining MAGA to a toddler, and reading Donald Trump’s
The Art of The Deal to his infant child
A man whose “smile”
not only looks like he is nauseous, but makes anyone gazing upon it nauseous.
After becoming
governor he passed the "Don't Say Gay" law in his state, as well as a
ban on abortion after six-weeks. He had immigrants kidnapped and carted
off to northern states, and fights every day to ban books and history. He has fought tirelessly to stop intelligent thought from contaminating his state, relentlessly
seen to it that institutions of learning – at every level – bury science, truth
and reality where it can never be seen.
Our maiden voyage on the
USS Look Who’s
Fuckin' Talking™ brings us to the slimy
shore of dithering dipshit and Florida governor Ron
DuhSantis, currently running for president and from himself and his past, and
his present. DuhSantis inspired this feature while desperately trying to
separate himself from the man he begged to endorse his run for governor, the man he supported to the last,
well, next to last. DuhSantis has finally realized, now that his campaign is on
life-support, that he cannot simultaneously try to be and run against Trump.
In his last-ditch
effort to salvage his useless, pathetic campaign on the eve of the Iowa caucuses,
the current self-anointed dictator of the land called Florida, the man who has
weaponized everything he could get people to spell for him, including schools,
libraries and health care, said this of his now-former bestie Donald Trump:
“Lets just be clear:
Trump is fine with weaponization if it’s against people he doesn’t like.”
Talk about the pot
calling the kettle fucked in the head. Someone get this man a mirror and a
brain.
We look forward to the
day when a special ops team drags Ron out of a spider hole in the Everglades.
This has been a Paying Attention™ special feature:
Look Who’s
Fuckin' Talking™
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