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January 5, 2024

Disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader, Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president and current professional defendant Donald Trump is planning to celebrate tomorrow like it was the fucking Fourth of July and Christmas combined.

Tomorrow, of course, is the third anniversary of the Trump-incited assault and siege on the United States Capitol – you remember the United States, right? – which included the hunt for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Vice President Mike Pence and countless others for the purpose of either kidnapping, assault or assassination. The events of the day featured the brutal assault of 140 members of law enforcement, defecating on the walls, and the death of one of their fellow seditionist dipshits as she tried to breach the last line of security between the insane, bloodthirsty Trump mob and members of Congress, which resulted in the crazed intruder being shot dead by security. Trump, et al naturally consider her a martyr – just like all those martyrs of yesteryear who donned their gray uniforms and died while attempting to overthrow the government of the United States in the name of protecting Nikki Haley…I mean, slavery.

Trump has repeatedly called his cult members – the poorly educated, the anti-democratic, the shamelessly violent salt scum of the earth…you know, morons – heroes and political prisoners. He promises to pardon each and every seditionist, insurrectionist, murderer and America-fucking asshole convicted of myriad crimes against the United States on Trump’s “orders” on January 6, 2021 – a date which will live in infamy. That is, unless you are Donald Trump or one of his mentally and democratically deficient mob of cretins (and I’m using that descriptor in the more technical, clinical sense – i.e., an IQ between 50–69 and not merely as an ad hominem attack).

Weekend At Biden’s

Joe Biden on the other hand will be observing 1/6 like it was Pearl Harbor or 9/11. Biden will officially launch his re-election campaign today (instead of tomorrow due to predicted foul weather) at Valley Forge (famous for its foul weather some years ago), warning the American people of the fascist threat posed by his would-be opponent and his cult. 

Whatever you might think about Biden, and though he often fought against the middle class in favor of the filthy rich and corporations throughout his career and was instrumental in allowing Clarence “Uncle” Thomas to sit on the now-horribly-stained Supreme Court bench, Biden never fought against the United States or our democracy, as did (and does) his presumptive Hitler-channeling opponent this coming November.

From this reporter’s perspective, there is simply no contest. I don’t care if Biden is 181 and kept alive by a room full of machines and round-the-clock medical staff, or even by smoke and mirrors. I don’t care if by Election Day he is Bernie from Weekend at Bernie’s. I’d sooner vote for Kevin McCarthy – he’s not and evil, fascist, toxic narcissist psychopath; he’s just a fucking spineless idiot.

Nothing else matters folks! Believe me.

I. Mangrey reporting. Your mileage may vary.