Fraught For The Day

John Wilkes Voting Booth

January 19, 2024

 HAVING TROUBLE SUSTAINING AN INSURRECTION?

DONALD TRUMP ISN’T.

On the eve of the Fascist/Trump Party Iowa caucuses, disgraced, twice-impeached, four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president and rapist Donald Jurassic Trump told his cultists, “You can't sit home. If you're sick as a dog…even if you vote and then pass away, it's worth it.” It may not be worth it, but it certainly would be warranted. And if you’re perfectly healthy and you vote for Trump, you don’t deserve to live…at least, not in America.

Trump whined about defeating the “liars, cheaters, thugs, perverts, frauds, crooks, freaks, creeps and other quite nice people.” Clearly his syphilis is catching up with his very good brain – I have never heard a more accurate, more thorough biography of the Orange Ogre, though it's hard to see where the ‘other quite nice people’ part fits in.

With the caucusing now over and dumb…I mean done, the focus of an anxious nation and a political party populated by less-than-sentient-creatures-calling-themselves-humans turns to another state with one of the highest percentages of old white people – even older and whiter than Iowa, which is no mean feat – New Hampshire. New Hampshire is 93.7% white; Iowa is 89.8%.

Iowa caucuses, clockwise from top:

totally secure, unhackable ballots;

high-tech analog ballot bag;

official ballot bag being passed around;

high-tech popcorn buckets in lieu of ballot bags seen at some sites

Caucus? They Hardly Know Us

There is clearly no way anyone could stuff a bunch of counterfeit bits of paper into a shopping bag or popcorn bucket. Surely Iowa must become a model for all voting across the nation. It’s exactly how the founding fathers would have wanted it, because it’s exactly how they did it, except it probably took place in a pub with some large tricorn hats instead of paper bags and popcorn buckets. This has got to be the most secure way to cast and count votes. Much more secure than those Dominion machines. Well, I guess it is when your state is 90% white...right, Rudy? How could anyone, especially a disgraced...and lifelong conman who is desperately seeking the presidency in hopes of pardoning himself from any or all of the 91 criminal charges currently hanging over his poorly dyed head abide such fake voting? I'm sure if Rudy Giuliani wasn't busy hiding from the law, he would be all over this shit.

 

 

Satellite image of New Hampshire

For now, the fascist/Trump people of Iowa have spoken. The caucuses concluded with Trump waddling away with a massive victory, outpacing his nearest opponent – Ron DuhSantis – by 30 points. Trump received (Stole? Many people are saying the caucuses were stolen by Antifa, the Deep State and Russia. We may never know.) 51% of the vote. DuSantis and Haley got 21% and 19% respectively. The two pathetic losers, who could not even come within a light year of the Orange Gas Cloud each acted like they just won the actual presidency in their fake “victory” speeches. These two idiots were spinning so hard they practically got third-degree burns. They will both bow down, support and hope to serve Trump after he officially vanquishes them in the coming weeks.

Ninety-one percent of the damaged dipshit caucus voters believe that Joe Biden did not – I repeat did not – win the 2020 election. No polling was done to determine if these kooks believe Elvis still lives, the Tooth Fairy shorted them after stealing their teeth, marrying within the immediate family is the only safe thing to do, or if they believe Adolf Hitler deserves sainthood.

Also, the majority of these caulk-brained caucus goers insist that Trump is fit to serve even if he is found guilty of whatever crimes he committed.

Speaking of Trumps litany of crimes, right after his huge, unseemly Iowa victory, Trump made his way back into another courtroom to observe jury selection in the second defamation trial brought against him by E. Jean Carroll – one of Trump’s former rape victims. Carroll is once again suing Trump for defaming her immediately after losing the original $5M defamation suit in 2023. Some people never learn.

From the moment Trump was punched out of office by the American voters – even the sacred Electoral College – his insurrection was in full swing. The multi-pronged assault on democracy, and ultimately on the United States (a country Donald Trump despises) Capitol and many who work there, was obvious to anyone with eyes. It was on live television, and then shown repeatedly for years. Anyone who continues to support the arsonist who lit the fuse of this deadly fire is aiding and abetting the insurrection that continues to this day. The Second American Civil War is in full swing.

Freak out…

I mean, Peace Out.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught For The Day.