Thursday, January 12, 2017

Wretched Whackos Wrap-up

How the Hell Did We Get Here and Where the Fuck Are We and When Can We Leave?

January 11, 2017
I have been thinking far too much about who, how, what and where we are right now. But you knew that. It is possible that I might have hurt myself covering The Cabinet of Contemptables being put forward by the president-(der)elect we see materializing in front of us. The cavalcade of creeps, con artists and kooks that prospective conflict-of-interest-in-chief Chrump is assembling is not his dream team. This is the dream team of billionaires, generals, anti-science and anti-government freaks long preferred by the Republican’t party writ large. Chrump couldn’t care less about any of this and dreams only of himself. Whether asleep or awake. The only interruptions arise when he is dreaming about banging his daughter.
Is my daughter Ivanka hot or what?
The female-parent-fornicators in the Republican’t party, after voting to kill the Affordable Care Act 60 times over a period of six years, crying “repeal and replace” all the way home, still do not have a plan to replace. They are saying that the replace part might take a few years; the repeal however will take but a minute now that they control the House, the Senate and the White House. Republican’ts couldn’t care less about replacing anything – they all have medical insurance. And they keep getting elected over and over. This time they are going to help 30 million people, many of whom keep voting for them, get rid of their oppressive medical insurance, which Ben Carson compared to slavery.
Republican’ts are also poised to mutilate Social Security. Republican’ts despise the government, social safety nets (except when it benefits them), and they cherish Wall Street, war, hatred and white people. The rest of it is just collateral detritus to them. The purpose of everything they do is to put more money in the hands of those who already have most of the money. Period. Remember, a rising tide lifts all yachts.
Female-Parent-Fornicators All
Maybe I am getting old, but I have already lost count of the number of at-best-shaky deals being done by the Chrump family in their never ending efforts to con everyone within earshot and pad their bank accounts, now with the blessing of the full faith and credit full farce and incredulity of the Amerikan presidency. First we had the Bid Big Bucks for Coffee With Ivanka scam that her brother put the kibosh on once everyone became aware of it, then there was the strong-arming of the Kuwaiti ambassador to change the venue of an event to Chrump International in DC, we also have an inaugural fundraiser (not sure exactly what the funds are for) to go a hunting with big game hunters Eric and Don Jr. – "Camouflage & Cufflinks" is the preferred attire at the event, to be held one day after the inauguration in downtown Washington, and now we have this: the Center for Public Integrity reported Monday that Eric and Don Jr. just created a new “non-profit” that will be hosting a charity event over inauguration weekend offering top-tier donors access to the President-elect and themselves. The old Chrump “non-profit”, which was shut down by New York’s attorney general for failure to file the proper paperwork, was used to buy paintings of Chrump and to pay off court settlements for the man who never settles court cases. I need to start me one of them non-profit thingies myself.
I cannot quite see who is wearing the cufflinks from here.
The Orange Roughy Stinks From the Head Down

Chrump continues to unceasingly pommel us with ignorant, dangerous, excruciating words and deeds every five minutes, so much so that it is hard to focus on any one thing sufficiently. Similarly with each successive cabinet pick our heads come a little closer to exploding. However let us not lose sight of the fact that no matter how horrifying each member of Team Chrump may seem, after all is said and done the Orange Roughy has Stephen Bannon, known as Chrump’s brain, – a neo-Nazi, Ku Kux Klan, white nationalist sympathizer – as his number one advisor. Never forget.

I. Mangrey and B.N. Formd reporting.
Hound your senators and congress people relentlessly.
 
 
Bonus stuff:
Loyal reader Cucamonga has requested…demanded really, that these overly flattering pictures of Der Furor be posted here at Paying Attention. How could I resist?
One of these birdbrained freaks of nature
is about to become leader of the “free” world
A face that only a motherf*#ker could love
My respect for Chrump knows no existence


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