Thursday, January 5, 2017

More Foxes in More Hen Houses, Part 3

Hope you are having a great new year, but don’t get too comfortable. There is a major Chrump on the horizon. We now return you to your regularly scheduled mayhem…

Wait There’s More More
Chest-deep in the swamp
January 3, 2017
First a quick update on Secretary of State nominee Wrecks Tillerson: his most powerful advocate on Capitol Hill is none other than fellow oil company exec, killer of small defenseless animals, drunk shooter of his friend’s face, ex-Secretary of Defense under Bush the First and vice president “under” Bush the Second – Richard Bruce “Dick” Cheney. Even though Chrump trashed Cheney’s beloved Iraq v. Halliburton war and called Bush and Cheney liars throughout the campaign, it is all oil under the bridge, leaching into the water supply, killing untold numbers of birds, fish and people, now that Cheney can smell power again.
Next a quick update on incoming national security adviser Gen. Mike Flynn :  According to the New York Times Chrump’s bull-goose loony had a meeting at Chrump Tower a few weeks ago with the leader (who signed a so-called "cooperation agreement" with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s political party) of a far-right Austrian political party founded by ex-Nazis. Better get busy making those armbands folks. I wonder what color our shirts will be – my guess is orange; brown is so passé. I am making myself a lovely gold star to pin to my face. I think it will go nicely with my cold dead hands.
It’s probably just a euphemism.

Flynn responds to reporter’s question about his IQ score.
A Chrump transition official boycotted a meeting with Israel's Deputy Foreign Minister because she would not allow the attendance of a Swedish representative described as "a member of a party with neo-Nazi tendencies." So rather than shun a neo-Nazi, the Chrumpians decided to dis Israel. Well played Mr. Chrump; it is all becoming clearer and clearer. Not that it was ever blurry to me.
As Donald Trump prepares to abuse…I mean assume the presidency on January 20, a slew of hate crimes targeting Muslims, people of color, and immigrants (wonder how different this would be if Chrump’s daughter was not a Jewish convert) has been steadily increasing. Most of the incidents have been attributed to ardent supporters of the presIDent-elect. The museum dedicated to honoring the memory of the roughly 6 million Jews killed during the Holocaust felt compelled to issue a statement condemning the growing proliferation of white nationalist and neo-Nazi ideology, particularly in the wake of neo-Nazi leader Richard Spencer’s conference hosted at the Ronald Reagan federal building in Washington, DC shortly after Chrump’s “election”. Washington, DC’s Holocaust Memorial Museum is urging Americans to remember their history with a chilling reminder of how the Holocaust began. “The Holocaust did not begin with killing; it began with words. The Museum calls on all American citizens, our religious and civic leaders, and the leadership of all branches of the government to confront racist thinking and divisive hateful speech.”
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis/Secretary of Defense – as a Marine major general, he gave the order in May 2004 to strike a "suspected foreign fighter safe house" in a small Iraqi village, but the target turned to be a wedding venue, with the bombs killing some 42 men, women and children. Some of his quotes:
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
“You are part of the world’s most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.”
"Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people.”
Well at least one of them does not sound psychotic. Close enough for government work. Mattis is known as eccentric but is revered in military circles, and well read. Ironically, Mad Dog might be one of the less horrifying nominees. Only alt-time will tell.
Rick Perry/Department of Energy – idiot ex-governor of Texas (replacing fellow idiot George W. Bush once Bush was appointed president by the Supreme Court after losing the election to Al Gore), pushed for secession, wants to suck every last drop of oil, coal, whatever from every square inch of the planet, but will settle for what is beneath Amerikan soil (for now). Perry sits (or dances or drools) on the board of directors of Energy Transfer Partners, they of the Dakota Access Pipeline, which they intent to continue building. Perry received $6 million from the company for his presidential run. The only hope is that Perry will again forget that he wants to eliminate the Department of Energy as he did during his unrememberable performance in the 2012 “Oops” debate when he could only manage to remember two out of three things that were very important to him. Perry is replacing a Stanford-educated, nuclear physicist – it’s a no-brainer…literally.
Who will ever forget Perry’s immortal words on July 22, 2016, “Let no one be mistaken. Donald Trump’s candidacy is a cancer on conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised and discarded.” Oops.
John Kelly/Department of Homeland Security – retired Marine General, ran Gitmo, loves torture, believes immigration is an “existential threat” to Amerika, and wants an escalated war on drugs. I’m sure Kelly is thrilled about joining the ultimate military-industrial complex Dwight Eisenhower vigorously and eloquently (especially for a general) warned us about in his farewell address.
Monica Crowley/director of strategic communications for the National Security Council –  best quote: “Now, he was not born in Africa, but the father was from Kenya, the father was from Africa. And according to this genealogy — and again, because I haven’t done the research, I can’t verify this — but according to this guy Kenneth Lamb, Barack Obama is not black African, he is Arab African. And yet, this guy is campaigning as black and painting anybody who dares to criticize him as a racist. I mean, that is — it is the biggest con I think I’ve ever seen.” I assume she is some kind of moron, or blind, or both. I am fairly certain she is not blind.
Ryan Zinke/Department of the Interior – ex-Navy Seal commander, avid Chrump supporter, proud Montana public lands rapist, chosen because Don Jr. reportedly "hit it off" with Zinke, a fellow "avid outdoorsman" who supports preserving – and drilling on – public lands. I suppose he wants to preserve them for the oil companies. According to the executive director of the Center for Biological Diversity, “Ryan Zinke has a dismal 3 percent lifetime environmental voting record. His brief political career has been substantially devoted to attacking endangered species and the Endangered Species Act. He led efforts to strip federal protections for endangered wolves, lynx and sage grouse, voted to exempt massive agribusiness and water developers from Endangered Species Act limitations, and opposed efforts to crack down on the international black market ivory trade." Just be glad you do not have tusks.
David Friedman/Ambassador to Israel – long-time Chrump friend and bankruptcy lawyer with absolutely zero diplomatic experience, conspiracy theorist, holds views to the right of Netanyahu, claims Obama engages in “blatant anti-Semitism”, compared J Street – pro-Israel, pro-peace DC lobby – to Nazi collaborators. According to Israel’s Haaretz, “For some of his articles and statements, Friedman could get arrested by the Israeli police on suspicion of incitement.”
Rep. Mick Mulvaney (R-SC)/Office of Management and Budget – spoke in July to the John Birch Society, has called Social Security “a Ponzi scheme” and said in 2011, “We have to end Medicare as we know it.”
Have a nice day.
I. Mangrey reporting. Protect your precious bodily fluids.
                                                                                                    Mad in USA

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