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Chest-deep in the swamp
January 3, 2017
January 3, 2017
First a quick update on Secretary of State nominee Wrecks Tillerson: his most powerful advocate on Capitol Hill is none other than fellow oil
company exec, killer of small defenseless animals, drunk shooter of his friend’s
face, ex-Secretary of Defense under Bush the First and vice president “under”
Bush the Second – Richard Bruce “Dick” Cheney. Even though Chrump trashed
Cheney’s beloved Iraq v. Halliburton war and called Bush and Cheney liars
throughout the campaign, it is all oil under the bridge, leaching into the
water supply, killing untold numbers of birds, fish and people, now that Cheney
can smell power again.
Next a quick update on incoming national security adviser Gen.
Mike Flynn
: According to the New York Times Chrump’s
bull-goose loony had a meeting at Chrump
Tower a few weeks ago with the leader (who signed a so-called
"cooperation agreement" with Russian President Vladimir Putin’s
political party) of a far-right Austrian political party founded by ex-Nazis.
Better get busy making those armbands folks. I wonder what color our shirts
will be – my guess is orange; brown is so passé. I am making myself a lovely
gold star to pin to my face. I think it will go nicely with my cold dead hands.
It’s probably just a euphemism.
Flynn responds to reporter’s question about his IQ score.
A Chrump transition
official boycotted a meeting with Israel's Deputy Foreign Minister because she
would not allow the attendance of a Swedish representative described as "a
member of a party with neo-Nazi tendencies." So rather than shun a
neo-Nazi, the Chrumpians decided to dis Israel. Well played Mr. Chrump; it is
all becoming clearer and clearer. Not that it was ever blurry to me.
As Donald Trump prepares to abuse…I mean assume the
presidency on January 20, a slew of hate crimes targeting Muslims, people of
color, and immigrants (wonder how different this would be if Chrump’s daughter
was not a Jewish convert) has been steadily increasing. Most of the incidents
have been attributed to ardent supporters of the presIDent-elect.
The museum dedicated to honoring the memory of the roughly 6 million Jews
killed during the Holocaust felt compelled to issue a statement condemning the
growing proliferation of white nationalist and neo-Nazi ideology, particularly
in the wake of neo-Nazi leader Richard Spencer’s conference hosted at the
Ronald Reagan federal building in Washington, DC shortly after Chrump’s
“election”. Washington, DC’s Holocaust Memorial Museum is urging Americans to
remember their history with a chilling reminder of how the Holocaust began. “The
Holocaust did not begin with killing; it began with words. The Museum calls on
all American citizens, our religious and civic leaders, and the leadership of
all branches of the government to confront racist thinking and divisive hateful
speech.”
Gen. James “Mad Dog” Mattis/Secretary of Defense – as a
Marine major general, he gave the order in May 2004 to strike a "suspected
foreign fighter safe house" in a small Iraqi village, but the target turned
to be a wedding venue, with the bombs killing some 42 men, women and children. Some
of his quotes:
“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill
everybody you meet.”
“You are part of the world’s most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.”
"Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people.”
“You are part of the world’s most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.”
"Actually it's quite fun to fight them, you know. It's a hell of a hoot. It's fun to shoot some people.”
Well at least one of them does not sound psychotic. Close
enough for government work. Mattis is known as eccentric but is revered in
military circles, and well read. Ironically, Mad Dog might be one of the less
horrifying nominees. Only alt-time will tell.
Rick Perry/Department of Energy – idiot ex-governor of Texas
(replacing fellow idiot George W. Bush once Bush was appointed president by the
Supreme Court after losing the election to Al Gore), pushed for secession,
wants to suck every last drop of oil, coal, whatever from every square inch of
the planet, but will settle for what is beneath Amerikan soil (for now). Perry
sits (or dances or drools) on the board of directors of Energy Transfer
Partners, they of the Dakota Access Pipeline, which they intent to continue
building. Perry received $6 million from the company for his presidential run. The
only hope is that Perry will again forget that he wants to eliminate the
Department of Energy as he did during his unrememberable performance in the
2012 “Oops” debate when he could only manage to remember two out of three
things that were very important to him. Perry is replacing a Stanford-educated,
nuclear physicist – it’s a no-brainer…literally.
Who will ever forget Perry’s immortal words on July 22,
2016, “Let no one be mistaken. Donald Trump’s candidacy is a cancer on
conservatism and it must be clearly diagnosed, excised and discarded.” Oops.
John Kelly/Department
of Homeland Security – retired Marine General, ran Gitmo, loves torture, believes immigration is an “existential threat” to
Amerika, and wants an escalated war on drugs. I’m sure Kelly is thrilled
about joining the ultimate military-industrial complex Dwight Eisenhower
vigorously and eloquently (especially for a general) warned us about in his
farewell address.
Monica Crowley/director of strategic communications for the
National Security Council – best quote: “Now, he was not born in Africa, but the father was from Kenya, the father
was from Africa. And according to this genealogy — and again, because I haven’t
done the research, I can’t verify this — but according to this guy Kenneth
Lamb, Barack Obama is not black African, he is Arab African. And yet, this guy
is campaigning as black and painting anybody who dares to criticize him as a
racist. I mean, that is — it is the biggest con I think I’ve ever seen.” I assume
she is some kind of moron, or blind, or both. I am fairly certain she is not
blind.
Ryan Zinke/Department
of the Interior – ex-Navy Seal commander, avid Chrump supporter, proud Montana
public lands rapist, chosen because Don Jr. reportedly "hit it off" with Zinke, a fellow "avid
outdoorsman" who supports preserving – and drilling
on – public lands. I suppose he wants to preserve
them for the oil companies. According to the
executive director of the Center for Biological Diversity, “Ryan Zinke has a
dismal 3 percent lifetime environmental voting record. His brief political
career has been substantially devoted to attacking endangered species and the
Endangered Species Act. He led efforts to strip federal protections for
endangered wolves, lynx and sage grouse, voted to exempt massive agribusiness
and water developers from Endangered Species Act limitations, and opposed
efforts to crack down on the international black market ivory trade." Just
be glad you do not have tusks.
David Friedman/Ambassador to Israel – long-time Chrump
friend and bankruptcy lawyer with absolutely zero diplomatic experience,
conspiracy theorist, holds views to the right of Netanyahu, claims Obama
engages in “blatant anti-Semitism”, compared J Street – pro-Israel, pro-peace
DC lobby – to Nazi collaborators. According to Israel’s Haaretz, “For some of
his articles and statements, Friedman could get arrested by the Israeli police
on suspicion of incitement.”
Rep. Mick Mulvaney (R-SC)/Office of Management and Budget – spoke
in July to the John Birch Society, has called Social Security “a Ponzi scheme”
and said in 2011, “We have to end Medicare as we know it.”
Have a nice day.
I. Mangrey reporting. Protect your precious bodily fluids.
Mad in USA
Mad in USA
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