June 15, 2017
I have been practically paralyzed by the cyclone of chaos
and insanity that has been the Chrump administration over the past week. Yes, I
know these are just another few days in the burgeoning shitstorm that showed up
on our radar on November 8, 2016, made cataclysmic landfall on January 20th,
and has been pummeling the East Coast, the West Coast, the Rust Belt, the
Southwest, the Mid-West and all of America’s proverbial vital organs with unrelenting
ignominy, brutality and mind-dissolving tweeting. Not to mention the
devastating effects on America’s friends, enemies and frenemies alike, since
the Man Who Obeys No Rules vomited himself onto the global stage.
Between the 1001 investigations into Chrump’s love affair
with Putin and Russia, the non-testimony of the NSA and DNI, the Comey Show,
the Sessions Session, the Mueller Mayhem and the continued Dali-esque “hair”
stylings of Der Furor, your humble reporter is having great difficulty focusing
on anything and everything.
As Dear Leader had made sure to tell everyone, yesterday was
his birthday. I sent neither birthday wishes nor a gift. The most disgusting,
incompetent and dangerous president in American history did get a great big
surprise on his birthday though. Before Chrump’s favorite day of the year was
over, the Washington Post reported that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is
officially looking into obstruction of justice charges against the man who
fired the man who was already investigating the very suspicious behavior of
Chrump’s campaign vis-à-vis the Russian infiltration of our election and
subsequent puppet government.
Many people are saying that the most potent evidence of
malfeasance has come directly from Chrump himself. He repeatedly admitted to
firing James Comey because of Comey’s persistent investigation of Chrump’s
Russia connections. Chrump said that on national television after Chrump and
his spokesmonkeys, including professional perjurer J. Beauregard Sessions,
spent several days attempting to sell various other patently absurd reasons for
Comey’s firing. Chrump also bragged to his Russian Oval Office guests the day
after the firing that, “I just fired the head of the FBI. He was crazy, a real
nut job. I faced great pressure because of Russia. That’s taken off. I am not
under investigation.” Well, guess what – you are now, asshole. Chrump has also been tweeting an abundance of
self-incriminating drivel that will surely become evidence for the prosecution.
Maybe he should have looked other Amendments other than the Second. Upon learning
of Mueller’s obstruction investigation, the Thumbs That Roared had this to say:
I. Mangrey reporting.
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