Where am I?
June 6, 2017
June 6, 2017
In the event that you are too mentally healthy to keep up
with Chrump’s very busy cover-up, here is a quick recap of what has emerged
from the shadows thus far: The alt-president, after asking his vice president
and attorney general to leave the room, begged the head of the FBI to go easy
on Russian operative/National Security Advisor Mike Flynn, saying to Comey, “I
hope you can see your way clear to letting this go, to letting Flynn go. He is
a good guy. I hope you can let this go.” Many people call this obstructing
justice. Many people. Some of the best people. But wait, there’s more.
Attempting to cover-up all the bases, Chrump then asked the
Director of National Intelligence and the Director of the NSA to pretend the
evidence of Russian interference and possible collusion with the Chrump
campaign did not exist. He asked both men to tell the public that everything
was fine, deny any Russia problem and say the FBI were losers and liars. Like
Comey, they refused to play along. Like Comey, they kept notes of treasonous
conversations with punks, perverts and presidents. Unlike Comey, both men still
have their jobs.
As if all this winning was not enough for Der Furor, he
also attempted to block the Office of Government Ethics from disclosing federal
ethics rules waivers that the Chrump administration granted to hires from
corporations and lobbying firms. So there you have it – perhaps the least
surprising undertaking by the Chrump administration – a war on intelligence and
ethics. I cannot predict who will tire of all this winning first, us or Chrump.
Tired of the fake media following his every insane and/or illegal
move and then blabbing it all over town, the alt-president turned his substantial
fast-food-filled tail and headed overseas to try his tiny little hand at
foreign relations. First stop, Saudi Arabia, to kiss some serious oil-soaked ass.
Next stop, Israel, where he told his hosts, “We just got back from the Middle
East.” Then he made sure to finish his disclosure of classified information* by
assuring the world that Israel was in fact the source of the intel he gave to
the Russians during the few moments he was not bragging to them in the Oval
Office about his tremendous election victory.
*But Chrump was not finished leaking like a crepe paper
diaper. In between leaking about Israel, making the Pope visibly nauseated,
hurling insults at Germany and literally pushing NATO around, Chrump leaked the
location of nuclear submarines to murderous Filipino strongman Duterte. Chrump
is particularly fond of Duterte because Duterte actually did go out and shoot
people and did not lose any voters.
Doing nothing to make anything great…ever.
I am getting so much done you can’t believe it. Believe me.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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