Witless Tampering

That Was the Reak That Was

The Not-so-Merry-Go-Round
June 23, 2017

As you may recall, Donald Chrump has “a very good brain.” He told us that. And he never lies, except when he is talking – even when he is talking to himself, which he does constantly – or tweeting – which is always to himself, but ends up going public. Because Chrump is a man of the people he has chosen not to rub his very good brain in our faces. Instead, he communicates like a young child with a language problem and minimal intellect. He is such a dear leader. Chrump does however, show off some of his communication skills on Twitter. Some of you might remember this tweet from Der Furor once James Comey had been fired and started talking about what transpired between him and his then-boss:

Chrump attempts to intimidate Comey,
instead insinuates own idiocy

 

Comey called Chrump’s buffoonish bluff under oath as he related his version of his meetings and phone calls from his Obstructer-in-chief. Since Comey knew that he was telling the truth, he told his senate inquisitors, “Lordy, I hope there are tapes.”

The Orange Gas Cloud has finally admitted, via Twitter that, “I did not make, and do not have, any such tapes.” After all the hoopla and the teasers and cliffhangers and anything-but-clever insinuations, this miserable excuse for a mammal tweets this pathetic bullshit. There is a catch however. There has been not one single example of Chrump either making words with his face sphincter or his thumbs wherein he provided truthful information. So we can only assume that there are in fact tapes of his conversations with Comey and that they validate everything Comey said under oath. Chrump said he would “One hundred percent” testify under oath about his taped/not taped conversations with Comey. He will not. Case closed. Now go and resign Chrumpy.

The lawyering-up continues apace within Chrump’s Worst Wing as things refuse to get any better for the Criminal-in-chief. We may all need lawyers in the near future, for having aided and abetted a sociopathic narcissist who is using the presidency (or predisency if you prefer) of the United States to boost his brand while making America cringe again.

Talk Is Cheap, In Fact It Is Worthless

Kellyanne Conjob, who always looks like she is in the process of having a stroke, is jerking overtime to saturate the airwaves with alternative facts and covfefe. She thinks she is Obi Wan Kenobi trying to cloud America’s collective consciousness; “This is not the president you are angry at.” Kellyanne, your Jerk-i mind trick is not working. And Sean Spicer’s reply to every question is, “I haven’t spoken to the president about that, I’ll have to get back to you.” He won’t.

Finally, a product worthy of the Chrump name (more so after it is used than before)…
and it comes from Mexico.

I. Mangrey reporting.
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a vote is a good guy with a vote.