Not-so Musical Chairs

The Sound of One Shoe Dropping (Over and Over and over Again)

On the Chrumpy-go-round
July 31, 2017

Previously on As The Chrump Burns we learned that human grease stain Anthony Scaramucci became Chrump’s new communications director, causing the departure of Sean Spicer. By the time those electrons had dried on the screen, Scaramucci had also caused the disappearance of the dynamic, irrepressible Reince Priebus. If you are looking for a high-level, high-profile position with no need for experience or even the slightest bit of competence and absolutely zero job security, contact:

Ad Hoc President, Donald J. Chrump
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20500

The Chrump administration is breaking records. Not only for golf outings, general tweeting, insane tweeting, lying, scandals, meetings with Russian operatives, forgetting about meeting with Russian operatives, insulting world leaders (who are not brutal dictators) national security leaks by the “president” himself, inciting violence and all-around incompetence. The Chrump administration is losing personnel at a record breaking pace and in record breaking form. Chrump is quickly and thoroughly losing and/or tossing aside cabinet members and advisors at the highest level. Here is the list so far – they really are the cream of the crap:

Shortest-serving National Security Advisor – Mike Flynn. Shortest-serving Chief-of-staff – Reince Preibus. This led to the shortest-serving head of Homeland Security – Gen. John Kelly, which in turn gave us the shortest-serving AG – Jeff Sessions. The shortest-serving White House Communications Director – Sean Spicer; actually Spicey has two of the shortest stints at this post, since he was replaced in March for a while and then made acting director when his replacement either wanted or was told to spend more time with his family.* We are just getting started so this might be only the beginning. The people at Guinness Book of Records are going to working overtime for a while. The pièce de résistance of course will be when Hair Chrump becomes be the shortest serving Commander-in-chief.

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*Actually, Ronald Reagan had a communications director who served a shorter term. Just over a week into the job, it was learned that Jack Koehler, who had grown up in Germany, had been a Hitler youth. And, as you probably know, The Mooch has now broken all records by lasting only 10 days. I wish him hell.

I. Mangrey reporting. Head spinning, stomach churning, brain hurting.