June 30, 2017
Energy (Gulp!) Secretary, and idiot savant sans any hint of savant,
Rick Perry, who neither knew nor cared what might be the purpose of the
Department of Energy, which he wanted to get rid of, has done gone and opened
up his Texass-sized pie hole again. Perry continues his battle to demonstrate
beyond a reasonable doubt just what a world-class ignoramus and corporate whore
he is. I know there is stiff competition over yonder in that there White House
these days, what with Ben Carson – who only used his brain while in the
operating room, amnesiacs like Jeff Sessions and Jared Kushner, who never met a
Russian they could remember, and the head of the Environmental Protection
Agency – Scott Pruitt, who took the mental out of environmental – who thinks
his job is to protect corporations from the environment. Pruitt is a rabid
climate science denier who spent years suing the agency he now “leads”. And they
are just the tip of the crazy berg. Of course, their boss is less stable, less
tethered to reality and more sociopathic than all of them combined. That will
not stop them from reaching for all the marbles that they have obviously lost.
This tumor-infested fish clearly rots from its orange-tinted head down. But,
Rick Perry is, and always has been, a special kind of looney bird. Perry
managed to break the record-breaking record for governors overseeing
executions. Think Charles Manson meets Mr. Rogers.
Last week, Mr. Oops, who could not remember all three government
agencies he wanted to kill off, chimed in on climate change last week. Perry
was asked if he believed that carbon dioxide was the “primary control knob” for
rising temperatures, more violent storms and the rapidly accelerating
brain-death of the government of the United States. Instead, Perry said, "No,
most likely the primary control knob is the ocean waters and this environment
that we live in." I can feel my IQ diminishing just from reading this actual
(I swear) quote. I am not sure how much more of this I can take.
A Hint of
How Much More of This I Might Have to Take
But wait, there’s more. Though Perry’s mouth is fine with saying, “The
climate is changing, man is having an impact on it. I’ve said that time after
time,” he is still clearly suffering from the excessive heat that has the
blood going to whatever resides above his neck moving slower than molasses on
Mars, causing him to add, “Let’s come out of the shadows of hiding behind your
political statements and let’s talk about it. What’s wrong with that? And I’m
full well, I can be convinced, but why not let’s talk about it.” Yes, why not
let’s talk about having a conversation about talking about it for a few more
years, because clearly 97 percent of climate scientists cannot know as much as
the voices in Rick’s skull. But, by all means let us talk about it. I’m all
ears. And he’s all mouth. I only wish I had a foot and he had an ass.
I. Mangrey reporting. Remember, if you don’t get pissed off,
you will get pissed on.
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