We Are
Completely Faked
July 3, 2017
On Fourth of July Eve many people recall the historic fight for
independence in 1776. When some truly brilliant and determined men tried to
make America great for the first time. With a dream of liberté, égalité,
fraternité…oh wait, that was the French. But, you know what I mean. They wanted
to better the lot of their fellow white men, and eventually perhaps black men,
and women, and maybe even black women – but definitely not Indians. They gave up everything they had to
bring a new kind of freedom to a new nation. Freedom from the Crown. Freedom
from theocracy or any form of religious domination. Freedom of speech. Freedom of
the Press. The men (and women) who birthed this great experiment were not
perfect. They were human beings. The Founders tried hard to overcome so much of
human nature and lay the foundation for something they hoped would be so much
greater than the sum of its parts. They would have surely walked away in shame and
handed the keys back to the British if they could have foreseen what we have
become in 2017. The country is divided under the tweet-happy thumb of a
president who garnered three and a half million fewer votes than the opponent
he “defeated”. George Orwell’s 1984 seems almost quaint when confronted with
all the shrieking about “fake news” and “alternative facts” killer “healthcare
legislation” and all that goes with them. Fortunately for the Founders, and now
for us, the average human lifespan is nowhere near 241 years.
The fake reality TV star/fake billionaire with the artificial skin
coloring and faux hair, who puts his ugly puss on fake TIME magazine covers in
his resorts, and who became a fake president by winning the fake Electoral
College vote and then made his slimy, incompetent son-in-law the fake-proxy
president, continues to whine about all the fake news. Fake news, of course, is
any story, reporter, outlet who spends any time on anything other than blindly
worshiping Der Furor. The only thing about Chrump that is real is the
self-aggrandizing insanity that infuses his every waking moment. This is all so
very faked up.
He is very impressed with himself. SAD!
Harrumph.
Chrump recently addressed an adoring crowd, the sort who applaud every
word, belch or fart that comes out of his mouth, or out of his wherever. They
will applaud without caring what if anything he might mean, or if they (or he
for that matter) agreed the day before with what he just said. This day’s fare
included, “The fake media is trying to silence us, but we will not let them.
The people know the truth. The fake media tried to stop us from going to the
White House, but I’m president and they’re not.” Yes, President Asshole, we all
know that and we are all wishing we were deaf, blind and dead because of it. Go
fake yourself.
Secret Service allows another dangerous intruder onto White House grounds
The
Lyingest Liar
Besides being the poster-boy for invoking the 25th Amendment
, though
I would greatly prefer seeing him properly impeached and convicted, Donald
Chrump is a professional/pathological liar. He is anti-democratic, anti-free
speech, anti-reality. He has spent his life creating his own reality. He used a
fake name, pretending to be a publicist, in order to plant stories (often fake
stories) in the tabloids – the legitimate fake media (pardon my oxymoron). Chrump
hired people to do work for him and once the work was completed, refused to
honor his contracts, deciding unilaterally to withhold payment. Nobody knows
more about settling out of court than Donald Chrump. And still his businesses
declared bankruptcy repeatedly, absolving him from paying even more people. Chrump
was so financially toxic that the only place he was able to get money over the
past decade or so, was Russia. There is no lie too large or too small for
Chrump. He has never met a lie he wouldn’t tell.
News of
The Fake
The New York Times recently published a full-page dedicated to
delineating Chrump’s lies (though they spelled his name wrong). I did not read
the list so I do not know if it is exhaustive or just covers the important
ones. And only five lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnng months into his never-to-be-completed
first term.
I know, who cares what the rest of the world thinks?
Desperate
Times Call For Desperate Measures
According to a Detox.net poll, over 73 percent of Democrats and 17
percent of Republicans would give up alcohol forever if it meant Chrump would
be impeached tomorrow. What the poll did not mention was this fact* – 80
percent
of those surveyed started drinking around 10:00 pm on November 8, 2016 and have
been drinking increasing amounts ever since.
*that I just made
up
The only thing with a lower approval rating than Chrump is Chrumpcare.
While Chrump still enjoys a 36 percent approval rating, Chrumpcare clocks in at
a high of 27 (Fux News) and a low of 12 percent (USA Today).
I. Mangrey reporting.
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