More on Moron Moore

Judge Not Lest Ye Be a Sexual Predator

November 22, 2017

As previously explained in these pages, Republican’t senatorial candidate, professional sexual predator, pedophile and intermittent judge Roy Moore is in a vegetative state…Alabama. One of Alabama’s apparently over-ripe vegetables said of Moore, "He is the closest thing to a Founding Father that we have seen in our lifetimes." I cannot fathom what that statement meant, other than lauding Moore for acting as if he was in the 18^th Century by wanting to marry a 14 year-old. I will bet you dollars to donuts that Moore would have despised the Founders and would instead have been loyal to the Crown. After all, most of the Founders were not observant Christians, did not want the Ten Commandments displayed in government buildings, and did respect the rule of law. John Adams defended British soldiers in court. Roy Moore still cannot accept racially integrated schools in Alabama.

Alabama’s top vegetable, Republican’t Governor Kay Ivey says she believes Moore’s accusers, but will vote for her party’s nominee nonetheless. Ivey said, “I believe in the Republican Party, what we stand for, and, most important, we need to have a Republican in the United States Senate…” As far as I can tell, the Republican’t party stands for racism, sexual assault against women, white nationalism, depriving people of health care, skirting the Constitution to steal a Supreme Court seat, and raising taxes on the middle class in order to give tax cuts to the wealthiest Americans – many of whom are skilled at avoiding paying taxes in the first place. Truly something to believe in. If you are a vegetable.

Roy Moore spending some quality time at the mall

 

The number of Moore’s accusers grows day by day. Moore, who continues to run as the morals candidate, has now been accused of behaviors ranging from harassment to sexual assault by nine women, most of whom Moore – let’s say pursued – when they were between the ages of 14 and 18, and Moore was in his thirties. Since Republican’ts stood behind (which it turns out is the only safe ways to stand near) Donald Chrump after he was caught admitting to habitually sexually assaulting women, and after 16 women told their personal stories of the lying, cheating real estate mongrel mogul subjecting them to the very behavior he bragged about in the Access Hollywood tape.

Chrump inspects/gropes his girlfriend/daughter

Al Franken and his pathetic dalliances does not hold a candle to these professional sex criminals. However, according to Chrump spokesliar Sarah Huckabee Sanders – who is just following orders – Franken is worse, “specifically, as Senator Franken has admitted wrongdoing and the president hasn’t. I think it’s a very clear distinction.” Yes, a very clear distinction. Franken admitted what he did was horrible, apologized twice publicly and then sent a handwritten apology. His apology was accepted. It appears Huckabee Sanders must not have seen the Access Hollywood tape where Chrump admitted to being a sexual predator. She should watch it sometime. I think she would enjoy it. It’s right up her asshole…I mean alley. Chrump, for his part did not apologize. He instead threatened to sue all 16 women. He has reneged on his threat. As usual.

But, is It Art?

Meanwhile, a Navy pilot decided to draw the closest thing he could to an image of the closest thing to a Founding Father that we have seen in our lifetimes in the skies over Washington state:

Moore never looked so good

Baby, You Can Drive My Truck

Spotted on the roads of Texas

I. Mangrey reporting.