Chrumper Room

Chrump’s Presidenting is Child’s Play. Literally.

November 1, 2017

Every day, usually several times a day, our 45^th president reminds us that he is the most incompetent, inappropriate, inarticulate, incomprehensible man ever to hold the highest office in the land. By a long shot. One thing he is not, is inconsistent. He is very consistently all the other things just mentioned. But, you know what they say – when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And you know what I say – when life gives you Chrump, keep away from sharp objects. And bridges. And injectable street drugs. And household cleansers.

Rex Tillerson, Chrump’s Russia-based Secretary of State, repeatedly refused to answer the question, “Did you call “president” Chrump a moron?” One response Rex gave was, “The president and I have a very open relationship.” I guess that means they are free to call each other a fucking moron, which from what we can see, certainly seems reasonable. I assume they are also free to see other people. They are clearly fucking all of us but not each other.

Tillerson is not alone in being less than enamored of the Disaster-in-chief. Soon-to-be-ex-senator and one-time vocal supporter of Hair Chrump, Bob Corker of Tennessee, suggested repeatedly that the Chrump White House was an “adult day care center. Corker also said that Chrump is “utterly untruthful” and said, “For young people to be watching…someone of this mentality…is something that is debasing to our country.” Then Corker voted for Chrump’s very great smorgasbord-of-tax-cuts-for-the-very-rich plan in order to keep up his almost 90 percent vote-with-Chrump record. Corker got into a tweeting war with Donald Twitterhands after Corker suggested that two of Chrump’s cabinet generals “are those people that help separate our country from chaos.” That statement, like everything else, including the flap of a butterfly’s wings in the Amazon, caused the hair-trigger, hair-brained child president to once again tweet like a chickadee in heat.

Many people are saying that his incessant Twitter assaults are just more evidence of how unfit for office, or anything else involving other people, Chrump is. Others are chalking this up to simple Romper Room talk. A non-existent told Paying Attention that, “It is unfair to hold Mr. Chrump accountable for his behavior. A child’s brain – even if that child is 71 years old – has simply not developed to the degree that enables them to understand the consequences of their actions. Mr. Chrump has the brain of a four-year-old child. It also appears that his brain is extremely small and suffers from years of toxic dyes leeching through his skull, causing untold damage to what little he had to begin with.”

It is just more Romper Room talk from Chrump.

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I. Mangrey reporting. As always, no one was sexually assaulted or harassed during the creation of this post.