Arresting Development

Manafort Overboard

Muellertown
October 30, 2017

Team Chrump’s dogged efforts to Make America Russian Again are finally paying dividends. Former campaign manager Paul “The FBI Raided My House Months Ago While I Was Still in Bed Because They Didn’t Trust Me Not to Destroy Evidence” Manafort and an associate turned themselves in to the FBI in response to being indicted by Robert Mueller. We then learned that George Papadopoulos, who Chrump described as “an excellent guy” – and was the first name Chrump gave reporters when asked who he would be bringing on as foreign policy advisors – had been arrested in July and recently plead guilty to lying to the FBI about…wait for it…spending quality with Russians peddling dirt on Hillary Clinton.

It looks very much as though President Titanic has made first contact with Mueller the iceberg. I trust that the band will keep playing as Chrump’s Ship of Hate sinks slowly but surely into the briny deep.

With any luck, we are getting ever closer to:

I. Mangrey reporting. Stay tuned.