Paying Attention
EXCLUSIVE
A Picture Worth a Hundred Words (or
Maybe Just 140 Characters)
October 16,
2017
In our never-ending
struggle to bring all the news we can get our very normal sized hands on and/or
can stomach long enough to write about, we bring you an exclusive look at
Chrump’s official “presidential” portrait. The final resting place for this
portrait has yet to be determined. The staff here agrees that the likely
location for this incredibly terrific masterpiece to live out its days will be the
Federal Correctional Complex at Butner, N.C. Butner is no dump like the White
House, but the amount of gold is thought to be much less than Chrump Tower. Perhaps
Chrump will be able to room with Bernie Madoff. Without further delay, we give
you the first public look at Donald Chrump as he will be known when he hits the
history books.
Chrump will
be glad that he never reads history.
I. Mangrey
reporting. Locker room him up.
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