Monday, October 16, 2017

A Portrait For The Ages

Paying Attention EXCLUSIVE

A Picture Worth a Hundred Words (or Maybe Just 140 Characters)
October 16, 2017

In our never-ending struggle to bring all the news we can get our very normal sized hands on and/or can stomach long enough to write about, we bring you an exclusive look at Chrump’s official “presidential” portrait. The final resting place for this portrait has yet to be determined. The staff here agrees that the likely location for this incredibly terrific masterpiece to live out its days will be the Federal Correctional Complex at Butner, N.C. Butner is no dump like the White House, but the amount of gold is thought to be much less than Chrump Tower. Perhaps Chrump will be able to room with Bernie Madoff. Without further delay, we give you the first public look at Donald Chrump as he will be known when he hits the history books.

Chrump will be glad that he never reads history.
I. Mangrey reporting. Locker room him up.
 

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