Saturday, February 17, 2018

The Boy Who Cried No Collusion

Chrump’s Weekly No-Collusion-Vindication-Proclamation

February 17, 2018
The FBI had agents provocateurs observing, inciting and in many cases “outdoing” left leaning groups in the Sixties. Undercover federal agents perpetrated some of the most outrageous, radical and negative-publicity-generating actions during the height of the Sixties protest era. Russia did the same thing with Chrumpies in the 2016 election. Russian operatives hired some of the most high-profile instigators at Chrump rallies. We will assume for the moment that the Chrump team was unaware of this.
Despite the love fest between Republican’ts and Vladimir Putin that began the moment Barack Obama became president, and Donald Chrump’s obvious infatuation with the Russian strongman, the FBI seems not to have gotten the memo. For some reason, the Feds still see Russia as an adversary. Chrump might be regretting all those not-so-wonderful things he has been saying about the FBI and CIA.
Chrump refused to admit that Russia was involved in the 2016 election. He looked into Putin’s wallet and saw his soul. He asked Putin if he did it, Putin said no, and that was good enough for Chrumpy the Clown. He was the only one surprised by yesterday’s indictment of 13 Russians for tampering with our election. Who looks more like somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds now?
It is now more obvious than ever that Russian agents worked to keep Hillary Clinton, who Putin hated for her tougher-than-tough stance on Russia, from becoming president and putting the worst possible candidate ever to represent a major party in the White House. Republican’ts knew this was happening. Everyone knew this was happening. Everyone, that is, with the possible exception of Donald Chrump, who more likely knew but welcomed the effort of his idol, Putin. Whether technically or not, Chrump and the Republican’t Party colluded with Russian agents to take the White House. To quote someone very familiar with this case, “Somebody said, 'treasonous.' I mean, Yeah, I guess why not? Can we call that treason? Why not? I mean they certainly didn't seem to love our country that much."  
Contrary to Chrump’s weekly No-Collusion-Vindication-Proclamation, he has still not been cleared of anything. Der Furor has done nothing to protect the integrity of our elections. To be fair, election integrity has never been something Republican’ts wanted. Their mission has always been to disrupt our election process at every turn. That is a big reason they are in such a position of power. At the risk of being redundant, “Somebody said, 'treasonous.' I mean, Yeah, I guess why not? Can we call that treason? Why not? I mean they certainly didn't seem to love our country that much."
While we’re on the subject of the FBI and wanting to trust them for a change, they failed to act on information about the latest Florida school shooter. More than a month before the shooting spree, the Feds were tipped off about his stockpile of guns, desire to kill people, erratic behavior, and disturbing social media posts. They were warned about his desire to carry out a school shooting. I wonder if they would have acted faster if this young lad had been less white. Just kidding. I don’t wonder at all.
And how about those patriotic Republican’ts? In a 225-192 vote Thursday, most House Republicans and a dozen Democrats passed a bill that makes it harder for disabled persons to sue for discrimination. Because all those mooching disabled Americans will finally be put in their place. Many disability and civil rights groups fear the bill will gut the Americans With Disabilities Act. Maybe the FBI will look into it.
I. Mangrey reporting.                                                                                                    
                                                                                            

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