May 29, 2019
Once again, Chrumpy the Clown, who it must be admitted is truly
unrivaled when it comes to putting one’s feet in one’s mouth, is at it again. Though to be fair, if his feet are as tiny as
his hands, or his whatever, this becomes a much less impressive accomplishment. Not to be outdone, Chrump is not content
merely inserting both feet into one mouth.
Most of us, once we realize that we have put our foot in our mouth, we
shut up and try, with as little further embarrassment as possible, to remove
said foot from said mouth. Not Little
Donny Douchebag. He has the unique,
albeit unenviable ability to keep talking with nary a thought to removing any
feet. Feet or no feet, it is not like he
is particularly intelligible anyway.
The Clown-Prince of Chaos, Carnage and Catastrophe
As is not the least bit surprising, Der Furor, while on
foreign soil, decided it was as good a time as any to stand behind the words of
one of his favorite brutal, maniacal dictators – a much “better” dictator than
Chrump could ever be – Kim Jong Un. Chrump,
as usual, spit in the face of U.S. intelligence, telling the world that he
trusts Kim Jong Un more than he trusts his own national security advisors. “My people think it could have been a
violation, as you know. I view it differently.
I view it as a man perhaps he wants to
get attention, and perhaps not. Who knows?” I don’t know who knows, but I do know who has
not the smallest fucking clue. Say it
with me everyone – Donald Clueless Fucking Chrump. That’s who.
Chrump also took the opportunity to agree with Kim’s assessment
of Chrump’s political rival Joe Biden, “Well, Kim Jong Un made a statement that
Joe Biden is a low-IQ individual. He probably
is, based on his record. I think I agree
with him on that.” Even a Fux News panel
found this to be unacceptable behavior. You
would think there might be someone capable of assisting Chrump in the
extraction of his hooves from his mouth.
One has to wonder if the Secret Service is armed with
tranquillizer darts. If so, it might be
time to discuss a different kind of intervention than the one Nancy Pelosi
recently suggested. It is time for
someone to remind Chrump of the old saw, “If you can’t take the heat, smash
your head against the wall until you pass out and then have yourself kidnapped
and put away where the Sun don’t shine, until you can’t remember your own name.” I think that’s how it goes.
While I’m on the subject of contemptible, cartoonish cretins
in positions of power…
And
he didn’t even buy us a drink first
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