February 9, 2020
Spoiler alert: Donald Chrump is
a colossally ignorant, brutally psychotic, ghoul.
I am not going to go too far into this, because I am just
too tired and I think I’m developing PTSD – or maybe it’s just a headache, or a
bone spur – and clearly, I will need to reserve some energy. The ultra-unhinged hot air buffoon posing as
president is going to crank the crazy up to 11 very quickly on the heels of his fake acquittal. And then things are going to go from worse to
holy-fucking-shit.
Chrump waxes psychotic at
“victory” tantrum after being “acquitted”
The
day after the preordained not guilty verdict that followed the Chrump’s impeachment
non-trial, the Orange Gas Cloud decided to throw an hour-long stream-of-unconsciousness
word salad: “This is really not a news conference, it's not a speech. It's not
anything…” To say he went off the rails
implies that he ever knew that rails even existed. He began his soon-to-be-unending attacks on everyone
who dared attempt to get in his way.
As usual, Chrump brutally vilified himself as “corrupt”, “vicious”, “stone-cold crazy”, “top scum”, “evil and sick”, “dirty”, “leakers and liars”, “deranged”, “dishonest lowlife”
and “bullshit”, while pretending he was talking about other people. Rather than being chastened by being the first president in American
history to be impeached during his first term and the only impeached president
to have a member of his own party vote to convict, Der Furor went apeshit, as
is his wont.
If
you have not seen or heard about what the one-man-goon-squad said, good for
you. I will spare you the gory, insipid,
un-American details. You can pretty well
imagine what a sociopathic narcissist who cannot understand his actions, and in
any event, thinks taking responsibility for anything is for suckers, would
say. We are in big trouble.
Sorry,
I can’t resist just a few choice tidbits.
Chrump told Rep. Steve Scalise (R-LA) who got shot (“whacked,” Chrump
said) in 2017. “I think you set a record for blood loss. And actually I think you’re better-looking
now. You’re more handsome now. You weren’t that good-looking.” Chrump also spent time praising Rep. Jim Jordan
(R-Looney Tunes) for his buff body.
There was much laughter from the audience; one assumes they were
laughing with him and at themselves.
Prior
to his full-blown tantrum, Chrump assaulted the National Prayer Breakfast, the most irreligious, ungodly and inhuman man in the room took issue with the Keynote speaker reminding
those in attendance to “love your enemies,” to which Chrump responded, “I don't
know if I agree with you.” The
Impeached-president’s swipe at the core message of Jesus was followed by pointed attacks on the
faith of both Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Sen. Mitt Romney, and by extension every
person of faith. Many of those who were
in attendance applauded Chrump’s attacks on their faith. Either they are too stupid to realize that
Chrump thinks religion is for losers or they are clapping because he stopped
talking, or they hope he is finished insulting them. The self-proclaimed “chosen one” was one day removed from beginning to wreak vengeance upon everyone who dared cross him. Full disclosure: I am not a person of faith,
but neither is anyone who supports Donald Chrump; at least I’m honest about it.
Dirty Donny last seen strolling down
Fifth Avenue looking for a good time
Susan
Collins said she thinks Chrump learned a lesson from this experience. If she has a scintilla of brain matter left
in her head, she will quietly bow out of her reelection bid and disappear from
public view. Though not the lesson
Collins was alluding to, Chrump did indeed learn from his recent experience –
he learned that he can do whatever the fuck he wants and never suffer any
consequences because his party – and it is his, and his alone – thinks the
Constitution is a quaint document best suited as the finishing touch for their
perpetual defecation on the American experiment.
I.
Mangrey restructuring. Everybody knows
this is nowhere.
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